How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You

webjunkie · 11-15-2008, 07:37 PM

http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php

Mine definitely is

Whee · 11-15-2008, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by webjunkie

http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php

Mine definitely is

Damn, I have 2 cats, and the dog is tied up in the basement.

loki · 11-15-2008, 07:46 PM

dunng · 11-15-2008, 07:50 PM

TIM!! I think your cats are trying to KILL YOU!!

webjunkie · 11-15-2008, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by loki

What's weird is that my cat's name is Loki.... hmmmmmm and apparently there's a 93% chance he's plotting to kill me.

loki · 11-15-2008, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by webjunkie

What's weird is that my cat's name is Loki.... hmmmmmm and apparently there's a 93% chance he's plotting to kill me.

sorry bout that, I'll try and get him in control but he's a head strong cat

webjunkie · 11-15-2008, 09:11 PM

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sorry bout that, I'll try and get him in control but he's a head strong cat

Very true. Recently he's taken to laying in wait inside the clothes hamper.

loki · 11-15-2008, 09:12 PM

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Very true. Recently he's taken to laying in wait inside the clothes hamper.

or perhaps I am your cat......

webjunkie · 11-15-2008, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by loki

or perhaps I am your cat......

Now that's a thought that's going to fester

Oh well, bourbon will fix that problem

loki · 11-15-2008, 09:23 PM

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Now that's a thought that's going to fester

Oh well, bourbon will fix that problem

yes.....drink well my friend...makes it easier to sneek up on you....

webjunkie · 11-15-2008, 10:54 PM

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yes.....drink well my friend...makes it easier to sneek up on you....

Now you're just making me into a paranoid drunk

Not like I needed the help

loki · 11-15-2008, 11:13 PM

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Now you're just making me into a paranoid drunk

Not like I needed the help

make sure you check behind the blinds tonight before you got to bed

11-16-2008, 06:23 PM

I'm going down!!

dunng · 11-16-2008, 06:27 PM

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I'm going down!!

I KNEW it!

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11-15-2008, 07:37 PM	#1
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TRicker Guest Posts: n/a	Re: How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill Yo I'm going down!!