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Old 11-20-2009, 09:48 AM   #1
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Default Politics explained....

A little boy goes to his dad and asks: "what is politics?"

The dad says: "well son, let me try to explain it this way:



I'm the breadwinner of the family,

so let's call me Capitalism.



Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money,

so we'll call her the Government.



We're here to take care of your needs,

so we'll call you the People.



The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class.

And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future.



Now, think about that and see if that makes sense."



So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.



Later that night,

he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.

He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.



So the little boy goes to his parents' room

and finds his mother sound asleep.

Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.



Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole

and sees his father in bed with the nanny.



He gives up and goes back to bed.



The next morning, the little boy says to his father:

"Dad, I think that I understand the concept of politics now."

The father says: "good, son, tell me in your own words

what you think politics is all about."



The little boy replies:



"Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class,

the Government is sound asleep,

the People are being ignored

and the Future is in Deep ****."
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Old 11-20-2009, 09:50 AM   #2
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I love this joke.
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Old 11-20-2009, 01:09 PM   #3
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Old 11-20-2009, 01:13 PM   #4
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NOPE, not that funny
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Old 11-20-2009, 01:16 PM   #5
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Funny but true
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Old 11-20-2009, 01:19 PM   #6
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Old 11-20-2009, 03:21 PM   #7
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I like it.
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Old 11-20-2009, 07:32 PM   #8
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Always a good one.
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Old 11-20-2009, 07:40 PM   #9
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Classic!!
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