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Old 10-06-2009, 10:35 AM   #1
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Ladies lockup your daughters, daughters lockup your mothers, guys lockup your medium sized farm animals. I just got out of divorce court, I guess I'm a free man. My marriage is officially ended. So what do I do now?
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Old 10-06-2009, 10:37 AM   #2
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Relax and have a smoke, of course, Don.
Congrats, and may your life increase in happiness, satisfaction, and fullness.
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Old 10-06-2009, 10:39 AM   #3
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Wish you well in this new chapter... hope it holds nothing but good things for you.

Oh... and we have a labrador retriever... don't even think about it.


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Old 10-06-2009, 10:40 AM   #4
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Many well wishes and hopefully blessings for the next path in your journey. Have faith, and things will turn out the way the ought to be. Smoke a cigar, my friend!
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Old 10-06-2009, 10:42 AM   #5
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Ladies lockup your daughters, daughters lockup your mothers, guys lockup your medium sized farm animals. I just got out of divorce court, I guess I'm a free man. My marriage is officially ended. So what do I do now?
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Old 10-06-2009, 10:59 AM   #6
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Congrats......
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Old 10-06-2009, 11:14 AM   #7
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You can now do whatever you want. That's the point
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Old 10-06-2009, 11:25 AM   #8
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Go get a few hookers, some blow and a box of cubans, CONGRATS!!!
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Old 10-06-2009, 11:50 AM   #9
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Go get a few hookers, some blow and a box of cubans, CONGRATS!!!
and ignore two of these three suggestions
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Old 10-06-2009, 11:55 AM   #10
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Light up a good cigar along with some good booze and toast to a new life. Don't look back.
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Old 10-06-2009, 11:56 AM   #11
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didn't we just have a thread on stupid sheeeet that people did as bachelors? Hm.. perhaps peruse there for ideas.
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Old 10-06-2009, 12:57 PM   #12
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and ignore two of these three suggestions
Ah, but which two is the real question.
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Old 10-06-2009, 01:00 PM   #13
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Congrats...here's to a new start!! Smoke something special brother!!!
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Old 10-06-2009, 01:01 PM   #14
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Congrats on being free. Now stay that way.
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Old 10-06-2009, 01:12 PM   #15
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My only question is, did she actually leave you any cigars? Perhaps she does not smoke them, but that likely would not stop her from wanting them anyway.
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Old 10-06-2009, 01:14 PM   #16
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Light up a good cigar along with some good booze and toast to a new life. Don't look back.
Great advice Time to move forward now, and make the best of whats to come.
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Old 10-06-2009, 01:15 PM   #17
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didn't we just have a thread on stupid sheeeet that people did as bachelors? Hm.. perhaps peruse there for ideas.
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Old 10-06-2009, 01:15 PM   #18
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been there done that. Congrats!!! Do what you like, like what you do!!
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Old 10-06-2009, 01:48 PM   #19
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and ignore two of these three suggestions
Yes Dave is correct, drugs and Cubans are illegal.
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Old 10-06-2009, 01:52 PM   #20
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congrats, I think... I'm still happily married, and plan to stay that way, but I guess you never know.
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