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Old 10-01-2009, 09:21 PM   #1
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hey, I'd like to "nose exhale" that! Huh? Anyone??
 
Old 10-01-2009, 09:21 PM   #2
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how much have i had to drink if i am doing this
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Old 10-01-2009, 09:22 PM   #3
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Say goodnight, Bookman.
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Look, I'm obsessed with this chick. I'm also obsessed with counting to the number four, grinding my teeth, every Peter Gabriel Genesis LP, and the smell of Pine Sol.
 
Old 10-01-2009, 09:39 PM   #5
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Would you rather see Pics of Socky????? Because that could be arranged!
 
Old 10-01-2009, 09:39 PM   #7
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I didn't realize her twins were that...uh, mature. I have plenty of cigars, so I'll side with bookman here. One condition though, I get her first!
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Now if it were Alba...
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People, I know. I have issues.
 
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I still owe you a drink (Tea if I remember correctly) at Corona Pete
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I still owe you a drink (Tea if I remember correctly) at Corona Pete
sounds good. I don't have 1492's or Lohan, but some other crap we can share~!
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I don't give negative feedback, BUT... Just Kidding!

I'll take the 1492's!
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This may be the only time I ever say this but ahem...

I wish Tom was in this thread and his butt really itched.
 
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I might bring up a couple ¨special¨cigars, will def let you know next I am up there
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Old 10-01-2009, 09:45 PM   #15
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I'll say it again.....say goodnight Bookman.
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Old 10-01-2009, 09:53 PM   #17
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I'm not saying I'd take a box of 1492s over ANY woman, but Lohan? gimme the cigars!

hmm, what woman would I choose instead of a box of 1492s? aside from my woman that's easy, Hayden Panettiere no question.
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Ok. I'll have a cup of cardamom tea and we can ALL forget about this thread. All I can say is, it seemed like a good idea at the time.
 
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I know, though, seriously Texan, we sooo gota hook up!
 
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I know, though, seriously Texan, we sooo gota hook up!
I'm more than 1000 miles away from you, but that just made me a little uneasy.
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