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Teh Forever Noob
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is the - a click of the tongue?
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Fellows, leave the tight pants to the ladies. If I can count the coins in your pocket, you better use them to call the tailor. "TMIMITW"
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Fatter than you!
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Larry
Location: A little place called home.
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I went to high school with a girl named Maura Less. Her fathers name was Richard, but he went by Dick. True Story
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If we weren't supposed to eat animals, then how come they're made of meat? You can never have too many cigars, they are like an investment in good times.
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I <3 Huy
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I have met a Mr. America when I was younger in retail...He gave me his credit card and I just looked at him...he kinda rolled his eyes and so I didn't proceed with any jokes.
I worked with a guy his rank Gunny...his last name Marine.. I did see a guy on the Military email list named Capt. Christmas and his dad was Gen. Christmas.
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formerly illinoishoosier
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Had a couple of employees named Janet Jackson and Tina Turner. Our payroll dept did not pay them at first because they thought it was a joke.
![]() My two favorites though are guys who worked at the WHQ of the last place I worked. Richard Head Rusty John Could never say Rusty's name without laughing. ![]()
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"Maybe I'm wrong, when they tell me they're right…..naaaaahhhhhh, I'm an asshooooooleeee"--Denis Leary |
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Ephesians 2:8
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Richard Pface, but you can call me "Dick." True story- he was a purchasing agent for a company I sold to. Guess at that point he didn't care anymore and had hear it all.
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Ayatollah of Rock n Rolla
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Used to work with a woman named Sharon Weed. Currently work with a woman with the last name Sackrider.
![]() My friends and I crank called a guy named Harry Bush once.
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None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free. |
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Feeling at Home
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Admiral Douchebag
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Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Tır and Mr. Mark!
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Another nut j0b
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A customer at my job is named Richard Moss but goes by Dick...........Moss. Not sure but I think they have a salve for that don't they?
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This white coat is a little tight...? |
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Admiral Douchebag
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Guy who worked with one of my friend's wives year ago at a medical lab was named Atul Shed. (A tool shed).
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giggity giggitty
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I knew a guy in another platoon named Harry Ball. I dated a girl named Spicey.
My wife has seen a few kids come through the office with odd names - Cinderella was one of the tamer of them.
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"My life is my own." |
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Il megglior fabbro
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I went to high school with a girl who's last name was Steele - nothing much odd with that. But she had an aunt who was a physical therapist names Mada. That's right, a therapist Mada Steele.
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I Cut Like a Buffalo
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I had a student several years ago, if I can remember here is his name, Eekbyasyakinbiagalan. That was his first name, and asked that I just call him Bison, and I was fine with that.
I used to go to church with this guy, http://www.healthgrades.com/director...D-FD3B8B34.cfm |
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Snatchin' yo people up
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Feeling at Home
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I was watching an early episode of Intervention on A&E, and this particular episode was about a homosexual that used a lot of heroin. Anyway, after he decides to go to treatment, he gets to the treatment center and it is a specially designed treatment center for homosexuals. The director of said treatment center's name was Thomas Highcock. I thought that was pretty interesting considering the circumstances.... :-)
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