I'm Rich!

gnukfu · 05-30-2009, 07:37 PM

Don't know where I'm going to spend all the cash!

I am Johnson Tang, an attorney at law. A deceased client of mine has bequeathed you as His Heir, who died as a result of Heart-Related problem due to the

death of all the members of his family in the Gulf Air Flight Crashes in Persian Gulf near Bahrain Aired August 23, 2000 - 2:50 p.m. ET as reported on:
http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIP.../23/bn.08.html.

I understand that through Internet is not the best way to link up with you because of the confidentiality which my proposal demands.

However, I have already sent you this same letter one month ago, but I am not sure if it did get to you since I have not heard from you, hence i am constrain

to reach you through the Internet which has been abused over the years.

I'm contacting you as the Heir to approve the release of the money left behind by my client before it is confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank

where this deposit valued at Eighteen million dollars (US$18 million dollars)is lodged. This bank has issued me a notice to contact you (Heir), or the

account will be confiscated.

My proposition to you is to seek your consent and approval as the Heir and beneficiary of my late client, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to

you as His Heir. All legal documents to back up your claim as my client's Heir will be provided. All I require is your approval about this and your honest

cooperation to enable us see this transaction through.

This will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. If this mail proposition offends your moral values, do

accept my apology. I must use this opportunity to implore you to exercise the utmost indulgence to keep this matter extraordinary confidential, whatever your

decision is, while I await your prompt response. Please contact me at once to indicate your approval. I will like you to acknowledge the receipt of this e-

mail as soon as possible via my private EMAILbarr.johnsontang@yahoo.com.hk) and treat with absolute confidentiality and sincerity.

I look forward to your quick reply.

Best regards,
Barrister Johnson Tang.

14holestogie · 05-30-2009, 07:44 PM

George, you lucky SOB!

markem · 05-30-2009, 07:50 PM

It's bad enough that my spam box is filled with this crap. Do we have to repost it here.

I have maybe 30 unique ones. Should I post those?

G G · 05-30-2009, 07:52 PM

I need to borrow some money George.

kelmac07 · 05-30-2009, 08:02 PM

Me too George...

Thaplumbr · 05-30-2009, 08:05 PM

wanna buy a bridge?

lightning9191 · 05-30-2009, 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by markem

It's bad enough that my spam box is filled with this crap. Do we have to repost it here.

I have maybe 30 unique ones. Should I post those?

I wouldn't post them because then all of you guys would be trying to claim my fabulous prizes and inheritances.

Volt · 05-30-2009, 09:16 PM

Can a BOTL borrow a $20

acarr · 05-31-2009, 12:24 AM

Can I have all those cheep cigars you don't want anymore because you will be smoking $40 ones?

gnukfu · 05-31-2009, 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by markem

It's bad enough that my spam box is filled with this crap. Do we have to repost it here.

I have maybe 30 unique ones. Should I post those?

I'll leave that up to you! Sorry if my one posting caused you consternation!

Jimbo14 · 05-31-2009, 07:41 AM

George, im assuming this is a joke yeah?

You didnt really just come into $18,000,000 did you?

GreekGodX · 05-31-2009, 07:50 AM

Funny thing is I'm the lawyers secretary, and he informed me to contact you here. As the deceased party was a huge Cigar aficionado. Not only will you be compensated with $18 million but also with his collection of cigars. Some of the finest CC's and NC's available dating back to as far as the early 1900's. The total value of all cigars are estimated to be around $10 million. As I'm sure you can understand time is of the essence so please just forward all information to me here. You don't even have to PM it just post in this thread. Name, Address, SSN, Medical Records, Dental Records, Carfax history report, 3rd grade report card, and the names of all the women you dated since you were 7.

dunng · 05-31-2009, 07:58 AM

I knew you when...

gnukfu · 05-31-2009, 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbo14

George, im assuming this is a joke yeah?

You didnt really just come into $18,000,000 did you?

Yes it's a joke

- just a spam email

gnukfu · 05-31-2009, 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GreekGodX

Funny thing is I'm the lawyers secretary, and he informed me to contact you here. As the deceased party was a huge Cigar aficionado. Not only will you be compensated with $18 million but also with his collection of cigars. Some of the finest CC's and NC's available dating back to as far as the early 1900's. The total value of all cigars are estimated to be around $10 million. As I'm sure you can understand time is of the essence so please just forward all information to me here. You don't even have to PM it just post in this thread. Name, Address, SSN, Medical Records, Dental Records, Carfax history report, 3rd grade report card, and the names of all the women you dated since you were 7.

I'll get right on it!

DPD6030 · 05-31-2009, 09:56 AM

But do you know how many idiots actually believe this crap. Mostly the elderly which I don't think George is quite yet. I feel bad for the ones that get scammed but c'mon people free money = scam. I usually see something like this once a week or more.

kelmac07 · 05-31-2009, 10:01 AM

Momma said "if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is!!"

chippewastud79 · 05-31-2009, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gnukfu

I must use this opportunity to implore you to exercise the utmost indulgence to keep this matter extraordinary confidential, whatever your decision is, while I await your prompt response.

Well you blew it. Now you can't collect

HK3- · 05-31-2009, 12:47 PM

Nice!

I've never realised how many people know me in Nigeria until I started getting all these emails. Really nice people giving away millions everyday.

bobarian · 05-31-2009, 01:28 PM

Wow, that's great George! I will be expecting my 1492 cab from you shortly!

05-30-2009, 07:37 PM	#1
gnukfu I like cigars Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: George Location: Massholia Posts: 1,466 Trading: (27)	I'm Rich! Don't know where I'm going to spend all the cash! I am Johnson Tang, an attorney at law. A deceased client of mine has bequeathed you as His Heir, who died as a result of Heart-Related problem due to the death of all the members of his family in the Gulf Air Flight Crashes in Persian Gulf near Bahrain Aired August 23, 2000 - 2:50 p.m. ET as reported on: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIP.../23/bn.08.html. I understand that through Internet is not the best way to link up with you because of the confidentiality which my proposal demands. However, I have already sent you this same letter one month ago, but I am not sure if it did get to you since I have not heard from you, hence i am constrain to reach you through the Internet which has been abused over the years. I'm contacting you as the Heir to approve the release of the money left behind by my client before it is confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this deposit valued at Eighteen million dollars (US$18 million dollars)is lodged. This bank has issued me a notice to contact you (Heir), or the account will be confiscated. My proposition to you is to seek your consent and approval as the Heir and beneficiary of my late client, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you as His Heir. All legal documents to back up your claim as my client's Heir will be provided. All I require is your approval about this and your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through. This will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. If this mail proposition offends your moral values, do accept my apology. I must use this opportunity to implore you to exercise the utmost indulgence to keep this matter extraordinary confidential, whatever your decision is, while I await your prompt response. Please contact me at once to indicate your approval. I will like you to acknowledge the receipt of this e- mail as soon as possible via my private EMAILbarr.johnsontang@yahoo.com.hk) and treat with absolute confidentiality and sincerity. I look forward to your quick reply. Best regards, Barrister Johnson Tang. __________________ Curious George

05-30-2009, 07:44 PM	#2
14holestogie Serial banter killer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Clintonville, WI Posts: 4,341 Trading: (52)	Re: I'm Rich! George, you lucky SOB! __________________ *I loves me a Parti*

05-30-2009, 07:50 PM	#3
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,621 Trading: (47)	Re: I'm Rich! It's bad enough that my spam box is filled with this crap. Do we have to repost it here. I have maybe 30 unique ones. Should I post those? __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

05-30-2009, 07:52 PM	#4
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,725 Trading: (10)	Re: I'm Rich! I need to borrow some money George.

05-30-2009, 08:02 PM	#5
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: I'm Rich! Me too George...

05-30-2009, 08:05 PM	#6
Thaplumbr Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Leroy Location: Jacksonville Arkansas Posts: 585 Trading: (58)	Re: I'm Rich! wanna buy a bridge? __________________ Proud to be a TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS FAN!!

05-30-2009, 09:16 PM	#8
Volt I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,799 Trading: (19)	Re: I'm Rich! Can a BOTL borrow a $20 __________________ Curing the infection... One bullet at a time.

05-31-2009, 12:24 AM	#9
acarr Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,307 Trading: (34)	Re: I'm Rich! Can I have all those cheep cigars you don't want anymore because you will be smoking $40 ones?

05-31-2009, 07:41 AM	#11
Jimbo14 Habano Man Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: James Location: Australia Posts: 483 Trading: (0)	Re: I'm Rich! George, im assuming this is a joke yeah? You didnt really just come into $18,000,000 did you?

05-31-2009, 07:50 AM	#12
GreekGodX Opa!! Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Christos Location: 7 Line Posts: 4,893 Trading: (82)	Re: I'm Rich! Funny thing is I'm the lawyers secretary, and he informed me to contact you here. As the deceased party was a huge Cigar aficionado. Not only will you be compensated with $18 million but also with his collection of cigars. Some of the finest CC's and NC's available dating back to as far as the early 1900's. The total value of all cigars are estimated to be around $10 million. As I'm sure you can understand time is of the essence so please just forward all information to me here. You don't even have to PM it just post in this thread. Name, Address, SSN, Medical Records, Dental Records, Carfax history report, 3rd grade report card, and the names of all the women you dated since you were 7. __________________ "If I give a businessman 10,000 francs, what is that to him, he is rich. But if I give him a Cohiba cigar, that is style."-Hotel Rwanda

05-31-2009, 07:58 AM	#13
dunng MassHole Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: MassHole Posts: 4,719 Trading: (59)	Re: I'm Rich! I knew you when... __________________ MassHole Banter

05-31-2009, 09:56 AM	#16
DPD6030 Shepard of the sheeple Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: The Mitten Posts: 7,166 Trading: (151)	Re: I'm Rich! But do you know how many idiots actually believe this crap. Mostly the elderly which I don't think George is quite yet. I feel bad for the ones that get scammed but c'mon people free money = scam. I usually see something like this once a week or more.

05-31-2009, 10:01 AM	#17
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: I'm Rich! Momma said "if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is!!"

05-31-2009, 12:47 PM	#19
HK3- Cashmere Jungle Lord Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Boffa Location: The town so nice they named it twice Posts: 5,035 Trading: (48)	Re: I'm Rich! Nice! I've never realised how many people know me in Nigeria until I started getting all these emails. Really nice people giving away millions everyday.

05-31-2009, 01:28 PM	#20
bobarian Cranky Habanophile Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Wine Country Posts: 8,869 Trading: (51)	Re: I'm Rich! Wow, that's great George! I will be expecting my 1492 cab from you shortly!