A kid in a fedora

Spect · 10-15-2008, 02:37 PM

This is one of my favorite jokes ever:

One afternoon a traveling salesman happens across a well kept house in a suburban neighborhood; he knocks on the door and waits patiently. No answer. A loud jazzy tune is coming from inside, so someone is obviously home but might not have been able to hear the knock so after a moment, he decides to knock again. This time he hears some shuffling in the house and the door opens. Behind the door is a boy who looks to be about eight years old, in one hand he’s holding a scotch on the rocks and in the other a large cigar. He’s dressed in a pair of plain white briefs, tube socks, a cape and a fedora. The salesman taken back by the boys appearance stammers, “Ex-excuse me Son, is your Mother or Father home?”

The kid takes a long draw on his cigar and takes a long look at the sales guy before briefly taking stock of himself, then looking back at the sales guy before replying incredulously, “What the F*^% do you think?”

10-15-2008, 02:52 PM

well done!

CBI_2 · 10-15-2008, 11:23 PM

Very good.

G G · 10-25-2008, 02:18 PM

10-27-2008, 09:52 AM

hah totally awesome

10-27-2008, 10:01 AM

Hey! Who ratted me out? I never told that story to anyone.

Spect · 10-27-2008, 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kayaker

Hey! Who ratted me out? I never told that story to anyone.

I also could have been this kid.

Starscream · 10-28-2008, 09:30 PM

****in great.
Home Alone 4!

10-15-2008, 02:37 PM	#1
Spect Still Watching My Back Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Colorado Posts: 110 Trading: (1)	A kid in a fedora This is one of my favorite jokes ever: One afternoon a traveling salesman happens across a well kept house in a suburban neighborhood; he knocks on the door and waits patiently. No answer. A loud jazzy tune is coming from inside, so someone is obviously home but might not have been able to hear the knock so after a moment, he decides to knock again. This time he hears some shuffling in the house and the door opens. Behind the door is a boy who looks to be about eight years old, in one hand he’s holding a scotch on the rocks and in the other a large cigar. He’s dressed in a pair of plain white briefs, tube socks, a cape and a fedora. The salesman taken back by the boys appearance stammers, “Ex-excuse me Son, is your Mother or Father home?” The kid takes a long draw on his cigar and takes a long look at the sales guy before briefly taking stock of himself, then looking back at the sales guy before replying incredulously, “What the F*^% do you think?” __________________ -Ray

10-15-2008, 02:52 PM	#2
theycallmedan'lboone Guest Posts: n/a	Re: A kid in a fedora well done!

10-15-2008, 11:23 PM	#3
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: A kid in a fedora Very good. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

10-25-2008, 02:18 PM	#4
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,726 Trading: (10)	Re: A kid in a fedora

10-27-2008, 09:52 AM	#5
Hardcz Guest Posts: n/a	Re: A kid in a fedora hah totally awesome

10-27-2008, 10:01 AM	#6
kayaker Guest Posts: n/a	Re: A kid in a fedora Hey! Who ratted me out? I never told that story to anyone.

10-28-2008, 09:30 PM	#8
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: A kid in a fedora ****in great. Home Alone 4! __________________ Insert quote here.