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Old 03-23-2009, 01:56 PM   #1
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Default An irish blonde in a casino

AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO

An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino.
She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros
on a single roll of the dice.

She said, 'I hope you don't mind,
but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'.

With that, she stripped from the neck down,
rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled,
'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...
'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up
her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'

The other answered,
'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'





MORAL OF THE STORY -

Not all Irish are drunks,
Not all blondes are dumb,
But all men...are men.
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Old 03-23-2009, 02:00 PM   #2
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lol good one
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Old 03-23-2009, 02:05 PM   #3
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Old 03-23-2009, 05:32 PM   #4
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nice one!
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Old 03-24-2009, 11:20 AM   #5
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Haha.
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Old 03-24-2009, 08:03 PM   #6
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Default Re: An irish blonde in a casino

Thanks Ryan. Long time since I've heard that. Always makes me laugh.
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Old 04-20-2009, 07:31 PM   #7
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Don't tell that one to my irish gal
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