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Old 04-01-2009, 10:12 PM   #1
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The Night of April 1st

Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?

Little Old Lady: I am 71 years old.

Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney: Did you know him?

Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.

Defence Attorney: What happened after he sat down?

Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.

Defence Attorney: Did you stop him?

Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him.

Defence Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.

Defence Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts.

Defence Attorney: Did you stop him then?

Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.

Defence Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defence Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told him 'Take me, young man. Take me now!'

Defence Attorney: Did he take you?

Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, 'April Fool!' and ran off, and that's when I shot him ............ the little bastard.
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Old 04-02-2009, 08:33 AM   #2
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lol; nice one!
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Old 04-02-2009, 08:35 AM   #3
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Old 04-02-2009, 09:52 AM   #4
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Old 04-02-2009, 10:14 AM   #5
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Old 04-11-2009, 05:25 PM   #6
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Old 04-11-2009, 05:29 PM   #7
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Old 04-11-2009, 06:00 PM   #8
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I like it - great punch line.
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Old 04-11-2009, 07:29 PM   #9
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