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The Homebrew Hammer
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When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.
Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music. (George Carlin) And the wife doesn't like it, but my idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
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JAFO
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OMG... this is brilliant... I may have to put it on a T-Shirt and give it to a couple of people.
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A lost SOTL wandering the weird landscape of domesticity. |
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Receive any cigar happily. It may be all the person can do at the time.
Call your parents, even if you don't want to. Someday you'll want to, and remember you can't. |
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Still Watching My Back
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Dont tug on supermans cape,
Dont spit in the wind, Dont pull the mask off ole lone ranger... Hind site is 20/20 but you might bump into something when using it.
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Have My Own Room
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A truth I remember from my grandmother: "Show me your friends and I'll tell you what kind of person you are."
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"The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff |
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Have My Own Room
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Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
Man who eats prunes, gets good run for money.
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"The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff |
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Just because it comes in your size does not mean buy it.
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I <3 Huy
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needing and wanting are two different things...Do you need that or do you just want it?
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I'm not antisocial, I just think people are stupid. |
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"Be sure you're right, then go ahead"
"You may all go to hell. Me? I'm going to Texas" |
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