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Old 01-31-2024, 06:47 PM   #1
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A guy was in a group of friends when he decided to tell an epilepsy joke.
“What do you do with a guy having a seizure?”
Of course they asked what.
“Throw him in a bathtub full of water, put in some tide and throw in the laundry.”
One guy didn’t seem too amused. He quipped, “You know, I don’t find that very funny because my brother had epilepsy and died in a bath tub.”
“Oh, man! I’m so sorry. Did he drown?”
“No. He choked on a sock.”
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