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Old 01-21-2021, 01:10 PM   #1
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Default Rooster Jigsaw Puzzle

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.”

Her neighbor asks, “What is it supposed to be, when it’s finished?”

The little silver-haired lady says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.”

Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where the puzzle is spread out all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.”

He takes her hand and says, “Secondly, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then,” he says with a deep sigh, “Let’s put all the corn flakes back in the box.”
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Old 01-21-2021, 01:50 PM   #2
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Now that's funny!
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Old 01-21-2021, 01:58 PM   #3
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Old 01-21-2021, 02:07 PM   #4
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Old 01-21-2021, 02:32 PM   #5
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Ahahahahahaha, this is very funny... Probably the flakes were so similar that she thought they were puzzles. But is it possible that all the puzzles will be the same color?
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Ahahahahahaha, this is very funny... Probably the flakes were so similar that she thought they were puzzles. But is it possible that all the puzzles will be the same color?
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Ahahahahahaha, this is very funny... Probably the flakes were so similar that she thought they were puzzles. But is it possible that all the puzzles will be the same color?
Sorry that we didn't catch this guy earlier. He just started showing up as a spammer on other sites today.
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