Drinking

Steve · 02-22-2022, 08:22 AM

Three vampires go into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get you?"

The first vampire says, "I want a pint of blood."

The second vampire also asks for a pint of blood.

The third vampire says, "I want a pint of plasma."

The bartender says, "Gotcha. That's two bloods and a blood light, comin' up."

icehog3 · 02-22-2022, 09:25 AM

Porch Dweller · 02-22-2022, 12:13 PM

Tio Gato · 02-22-2022, 12:39 PM

Weelok · 02-22-2022, 01:11 PM

Good one.

Old Sailor · 02-22-2022, 04:29 PM

markem · 02-22-2022, 04:31 PM

Blood still has more alcohol than Coors.

bruceolee · 02-22-2022, 04:54 PM

This joke made the rounds in the hospitals i worked at for years. We would always use while giving blood transfusions. AN oldie but a goodie! God bless you!

G G · 02-22-2022, 05:59 PM

Dave128 · 02-22-2022, 10:31 PM

Oh geez.

02-22-2022, 08:22 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Drinking Three vampires go into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get you?" The first vampire says, "I want a pint of blood." The second vampire also asks for a pint of blood. The third vampire says, "I want a pint of plasma." The bartender says, "Gotcha. That's two bloods and a blood light, comin' up." __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

02-22-2022, 09:25 AM	#2
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,266 Trading: (60)	Re: Drinking __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

02-22-2022, 12:13 PM	#3
Porch Dweller Life is for living Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: James Location: Mississippi Gulf Coast Posts: 8,386 Trading: (24)	Re: Drinking __________________ A 1911 in the hand is faster than 911 on the phone

02-22-2022, 12:39 PM	#4
Tio Gato Uncle Kitty Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jeff Location: Casa Grande, AZ Posts: 2,075 Trading: (11)	Re: Drinking __________________ "You stink like cigars Uncle Kitty!" Said my Boo age 3. "Kid, take care of your family and the hell with anyone else" My Grandpa Bubba.

02-22-2022, 01:11 PM	#5
Weelok I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Jul 2011 First Name: Dave Location: Reno, NV Posts: 4,083 Trading: (21)	Re: Drinking Good one. __________________ Drink, pray, smoke, and work out.

02-22-2022, 04:29 PM	#6
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02-22-2022, 04:31 PM	#7
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,621 Trading: (47)	Re: Drinking Blood still has more alcohol than Coors. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

02-22-2022, 04:54 PM	#8
bruceolee King of Rants Join Date: Aug 2009 First Name: Jason Location: South Florida Posts: 1,227 Trading: (1)	Re: Drinking This joke made the rounds in the hospitals i worked at for years. We would always use while giving blood transfusions. AN oldie but a goodie! God bless you! __________________ “When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name.” Spurgeon

02-22-2022, 05:59 PM	#9
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,725 Trading: (10)	Re: Drinking

02-22-2022, 10:31 PM	#10
Dave128 Sexy Dave Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Voorheesville, NY Posts: 3,922 Trading: (4)	Re: Drinking Oh geez. __________________ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin I "heart" Boobies and Beer!