Where was Jesus born?

Steve · 01-28-2022, 08:27 AM

A handyman was working for a temple in Allentown, PA, had asked for a raise and was turned down. He decided to quit and went out to look for work.

First he went to a Catholic church and was told that in order to work there he would have to answer one question.

The priest asked, "Where was Jesus born?"

The man answered, "Pittsburgh," and was shown the door.

He then went to a Baptist church. The minister told him that in order to get a job there he would have to answer a question.

He was asked, "Where was Jesus born?"

The man answered, "Philadelphia."

He was dismissed.

Walking away, he encountered the rabbi who was looking for him. The rabbi exclaimed, "The board approved your raise. Please come back immediately."

The man said to the rabbi, "I will come back only if you answer a question. Where was Jesus born?

The rabbi says, "Bethlehem."

"HA!," cries the man. "I knew it was somewhere in Pennsylvania."

Brlesq · 01-28-2022, 08:31 AM

He should have known that since all of his cigar orders come from there . . .

markem · 01-28-2022, 10:47 AM

bruceolee · 01-28-2022, 11:42 AM

The kind of joke my father loves

Brian D. · 01-28-2022, 07:45 PM

I like the jokes about "What would Jesus drive?"

01-28-2022, 08:27 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Where was Jesus born? A handyman was working for a temple in Allentown, PA, had asked for a raise and was turned down. He decided to quit and went out to look for work. First he went to a Catholic church and was told that in order to work there he would have to answer one question. The priest asked, "Where was Jesus born?" The man answered, "Pittsburgh," and was shown the door. He then went to a Baptist church. The minister told him that in order to get a job there he would have to answer a question. He was asked, "Where was Jesus born?" The man answered, "Philadelphia." He was dismissed. Walking away, he encountered the rabbi who was looking for him. The rabbi exclaimed, "The board approved your raise. Please come back immediately." The man said to the rabbi, "I will come back only if you answer a question. Where was Jesus born? The rabbi says, "Bethlehem." "HA!," cries the man. "I knew it was somewhere in Pennsylvania." __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

01-28-2022, 08:31 AM	#2
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01-28-2022, 10:47 AM	#3
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01-28-2022, 11:42 AM	#4
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01-28-2022, 07:45 PM	#5
Brian D. Have My Own Room Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Brian Location: SW Ohio Posts: 1,616 Trading: (1)	Re: Where was Jesus born? I like the jokes about "What would Jesus drive?" __________________ Any gathering that includes Elderboy02 is "NKA"-- --No Ketchup Allowed.