Ba-Da-Bing

Steve · 01-19-2022, 06:31 AM

I wanted to marry an English teacher when she got out of jail. But you can't end a sentence with a proposition.

icehog3 · 01-19-2022, 07:16 AM

You marry an English teacher? That's unpossible.

markem · 01-19-2022, 09:50 AM

Left her dangling like a participle.

jonumberone · 01-19-2022, 10:00 AM

Did you want to marry her because she let you use the colon?

Porch Dweller · 01-19-2022, 01:17 PM

These puns are enough to make my dear old grammar cry.

01-19-2022, 06:31 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Ba-Da-Bing I wanted to marry an English teacher when she got out of jail. But you can't end a sentence with a proposition. __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

01-19-2022, 07:16 AM	#2
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,251 Trading: (60)	Re: Ba-Da-Bing You marry an English teacher? That's unpossible. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

01-19-2022, 09:50 AM	#3
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,621 Trading: (47)	Re: Ba-Da-Bing Left her dangling like a participle. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

01-19-2022, 10:00 AM	#4
jonumberone Raw Dog Join Date: Jun 2010 First Name: Dom Location: Exit 8A Posts: 6,484 Trading: (62)	Re: Ba-Da-Bing Did you want to marry her because she let you use the colon? __________________ Sex junkie looking for a dealer

01-19-2022, 01:17 PM	#5
Porch Dweller Life is for living Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: James Location: Mississippi Gulf Coast Posts: 8,378 Trading: (24)	Re: Ba-Da-Bing These puns are enough to make my dear old grammar cry. __________________ A 1911 in the hand is faster than 911 on the phone