Lisping Dwarf

shark · 11-04-2021, 02:21 AM

A dwarf with a lisp goes to visit a stud farm. "I'd like to buy a horth," he says to the owner of the farm.

"What sort of horse?" asked the owner.

"A female horth," the dwarf replies.

So the owner shows him a lovely mare.

"Nithe horth," says the dwarf. "Can I thee her eyeth?"

So the owner picks up the dwarf and holds him to show him the horses eyes.

"Nithe eyeth," says the dwarf. "Can I thee her teeth?"

Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth.

"Very nithe teeth.... can I see her eerth?" the dwarf asks.

By now the owner is getting a little fed up but doesn't want to risk spoiling the sale. Again he picks up the dwarf to show him the horses ears.

"Nithe eerth," he says. "Now. ..can I see her twot?"

With this the owner picks the dwarf up by the scruff of his neck and shoves his head deep in just under the horses tail, right into the lady parts.

He holds him there for a couple of seconds before pulling him out and putting him down.

The dwarf shakes his head and says, "Perhaps I should weefwaze that..."

"Can I see her wun awound?"

Porch Dweller · 11-04-2021, 05:56 AM

icehog3 · 11-04-2021, 09:27 AM

CigarNut · 11-05-2021, 10:36 AM

Havanaaddict · 11-05-2021, 01:15 PM

11-04-2021, 02:21 AM	#1
shark Cigar Smokin' Patriot Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: Ron Location: Michigan Posts: 3,566 Trading: (0)	Lisping Dwarf A dwarf with a lisp goes to visit a stud farm. "I'd like to buy a horth," he says to the owner of the farm. "What sort of horse?" asked the owner. "A female horth," the dwarf replies. So the owner shows him a lovely mare. "Nithe horth," says the dwarf. "Can I thee her eyeth?" So the owner picks up the dwarf and holds him to show him the horses eyes. "Nithe eyeth," says the dwarf. "Can I thee her teeth?" Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth. "Very nithe teeth.... can I see her eerth?" the dwarf asks. By now the owner is getting a little fed up but doesn't want to risk spoiling the sale. Again he picks up the dwarf to show him the horses ears. "Nithe eerth," he says. "Now. ..can I see her twot?" With this the owner picks the dwarf up by the scruff of his neck and shoves his head deep in just under the horses tail, right into the lady parts. He holds him there for a couple of seconds before pulling him out and putting him down. The dwarf shakes his head and says, "Perhaps I should weefwaze that..." "Can I see her wun awound?" __________________ Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery None but ourselves can free our minds

11-04-2021, 05:56 AM	#2
Porch Dweller Life is for living Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: James Location: Mississippi Gulf Coast Posts: 8,401 Trading: (24)	Re: Lisping Dwarf __________________ A 1911 in the hand is faster than 911 on the phone

11-04-2021, 09:27 AM	#3
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,305 Trading: (60)	Re: Lisping Dwarf __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

11-05-2021, 10:36 AM	#4
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11-05-2021, 01:15 PM	#5
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