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Have My Own Room
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A man and a woman who had never meet before. They were both married to other people and found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower. At 1:00AM the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying “ma’am I’m sorry to bother you but would you reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I am awfully cold.” “I have a better idea” she replied “just for tonight let’s pretend we are married.” “Wow! That’s a great idea.” He replied. “Good” she replied “Get your own damn blanket!” After a moment of silence…. He farted. The end |
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#5 |
Ain't Never Gonna Leave
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First Name: Todd
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Absolutely.
Of course, in our house that would have been reversed.... ... ... ... ... I'd have told her to get her own blanket,... ... ... ... ... ... and she would have farted. ![]()
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