A short love story

tsolomon · 08-19-2021, 08:08 AM

A man and a woman who had never meet before. They were both married to other people and found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00AM the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying “ma’am I’m sorry to bother you but would you reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I am awfully cold.”
“I have a better idea” she replied “just for tonight let’s pretend we are married.”
“Wow! That’s a great idea.” He replied.
“Good” she replied “Get your own damn blanket!”
After a moment of silence…. He farted.
The end

markem · 08-19-2021, 08:17 AM

That was me!

Steve · 08-19-2021, 08:35 AM

Porch Dweller · 08-19-2021, 09:19 AM

Lmao

RevSmoke · 08-19-2021, 02:47 PM

Absolutely.

Of course, in our house that would have been reversed....

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I'd have told her to get her own blanket,...

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... and she would have farted.

Dave128 · 08-19-2021, 08:48 PM

Awesome!

icehog3 · 08-23-2021, 09:15 AM

08-19-2021, 08:08 AM	#1
tsolomon Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: The Villages, FL Posts: 1,246 Trading: (31)	A short love story A man and a woman who had never meet before. They were both married to other people and found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower. At 1:00AM the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying “ma’am I’m sorry to bother you but would you reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I am awfully cold.” “I have a better idea” she replied “just for tonight let’s pretend we are married.” “Wow! That’s a great idea.” He replied. “Good” she replied “Get your own damn blanket!” After a moment of silence…. He farted. The end

08-19-2021, 08:17 AM	#2
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,621 Trading: (47)	Re: A short love story That was me! __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

08-19-2021, 08:35 AM	#3
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: A short love story __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

08-19-2021, 09:19 AM	#4
Porch Dweller Life is for living Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: James Location: Mississippi Gulf Coast Posts: 8,387 Trading: (24)	Re: A short love story Lmao __________________ A 1911 in the hand is faster than 911 on the phone

08-19-2021, 02:47 PM	#5
RevSmoke Ain't Never Gonna Leave Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Todd Location: Northcentral woods of Wisconsin Posts: 6,847 Trading: (51)	Re: A short love story Absolutely. Of course, in our house that would have been reversed.... ... ... ... ... I'd have told her to get her own blanket,... ... ... ... ... ... and she would have farted. __________________ Todd__ "Smoke what you like, and enjoy it!"

08-19-2021, 08:48 PM	#6
Dave128 Sexy Dave Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Voorheesville, NY Posts: 3,922 Trading: (4)	Re: A short love story Awesome! __________________ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin I "heart" Boobies and Beer!

08-23-2021, 09:15 AM	#7
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,272 Trading: (60)	Re: A short love story __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!