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Old 04-21-2021, 07:11 AM   #1
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A grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson, who is coming to visit with his wife:
“You come to the front door of the apartment complex. I am in apartment 14T. There is a big panel at the door. With your elbow push button 14T.
I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow hit 14.
When you get out I am on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell".
“Grandma, that sounds easy, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?”
“You're coming empty handed?”
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Old 04-21-2021, 08:41 AM   #2
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Old 04-21-2021, 05:02 PM   #3
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love it!
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Old 04-22-2021, 05:53 AM   #5
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Her attitude is exactly why she'll probably get run over by a reindeer some day.
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Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer is still a Christmas favorite
Our mantle Santa sings it when you rub his belly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgIwLeASnkw
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