Grandma

retired · 04-21-2021, 07:11 AM

A grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson, who is coming to visit with his wife:
“You come to the front door of the apartment complex. I am in apartment 14T. There is a big panel at the door. With your elbow push button 14T.
I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow hit 14.
When you get out I am on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell".
“Grandma, that sounds easy, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?”
“You're coming empty handed?”

icehog3 · 04-21-2021, 08:41 AM

RevSmoke · 04-21-2021, 05:02 PM

love it!

longknocker · 04-22-2021, 01:35 AM

Good One!

Brian D. · 04-22-2021, 05:53 AM

Her attitude is exactly why she'll probably get run over by a reindeer some day.

retired · 04-22-2021, 10:58 AM

Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer is still a Christmas favorite
Our mantle Santa sings it when you rub his belly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgIwLeASnkw

CigarNut · 04-26-2021, 05:18 PM

04-21-2021, 07:11 AM	#1
retired Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Feb 2020 First Name: lenny Location: Kanuckistan..for now Posts: 372 Trading: (0)	Grandma A grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson, who is coming to visit with his wife: “You come to the front door of the apartment complex. I am in apartment 14T. There is a big panel at the door. With your elbow push button 14T. I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow hit 14. When you get out I am on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell". “Grandma, that sounds easy, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?” “You're coming empty handed?” __________________ smoke 'em if ya got 'em Hard to believe I beat out 2 million other sperm

04-21-2021, 08:41 AM	#2
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,253 Trading: (60)	Re: Grandma __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

04-21-2021, 05:02 PM	#3
RevSmoke Ain't Never Gonna Leave Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Todd Location: Northcentral woods of Wisconsin Posts: 6,844 Trading: (51)	Re: Grandma love it! __________________ Todd__ "Smoke what you like, and enjoy it!"

04-22-2021, 01:35 AM	#4
longknocker Postwhore Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Mobile, Alabama Posts: 11,162 Trading: (82)	Re: Grandma Good One!

04-22-2021, 05:53 AM	#5
Brian D. Have My Own Room Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Brian Location: SW Ohio Posts: 1,616 Trading: (1)	Re: Grandma Her attitude is exactly why she'll probably get run over by a reindeer some day. __________________ Any gathering that includes Elderboy02 is "NKA"-- --No Ketchup Allowed.

04-22-2021, 10:58 AM	#6
retired Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Feb 2020 First Name: lenny Location: Kanuckistan..for now Posts: 372 Trading: (0)	Re: Grandma Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer is still a Christmas favorite Our mantle Santa sings it when you rub his belly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgIwLeASnkw __________________ smoke 'em if ya got 'em Hard to believe I beat out 2 million other sperm

04-26-2021, 05:18 PM	#7
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