women drivers

retired · 04-16-2021, 11:15 AM

This morning on the freeway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new VW Golf doing 90mph with her face up next to her rear-view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back, she was halfway over in my lane, still working on her makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily..
But she scared me so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the sausage roll out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten my car using my knees against the steering wheel; it knocked my mobile phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, which splashed and burned "Big Jim and the Twins", ruined the phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an Important call...
Frigging Women Drivers!!..

markem · 04-16-2021, 12:47 PM

Weelok · 04-16-2021, 05:18 PM

If only this was a joke hahahaha. Ah modern day life. Only good thing is I can talk on Bluetooth now through my car audio while eating and driving.

CigarNut · 04-19-2021, 11:48 AM

04-16-2021, 11:15 AM	#1
retired Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Feb 2020 First Name: lenny Location: Kanuckistan..for now Posts: 372 Trading: (0)	women drivers This morning on the freeway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new VW Golf doing 90mph with her face up next to her rear-view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back, she was halfway over in my lane, still working on her makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily.. But she scared me so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the sausage roll out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten my car using my knees against the steering wheel; it knocked my mobile phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, which splashed and burned "Big Jim and the Twins", ruined the phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an Important call... Frigging Women Drivers!!.. __________________ smoke 'em if ya got 'em Hard to believe I beat out 2 million other sperm

04-16-2021, 12:47 PM	#2
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,621 Trading: (47)	Re: women drivers __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

04-16-2021, 05:18 PM	#3
Weelok I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Jul 2011 First Name: Dave Location: Reno, NV Posts: 4,086 Trading: (21)	Re: women drivers If only this was a joke hahahaha. Ah modern day life. Only good thing is I can talk on Bluetooth now through my car audio while eating and driving. __________________ Drink, pray, smoke, and work out.

04-19-2021, 11:48 AM	#4
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: women drivers __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.