%*@! airlines

retired · 04-15-2021, 10:20 AM

The zipper on my jeans came off just before I was about to get on the plane to go on vacation and the airline wouldn't board me.
They said I was on the no fly list.

icehog3 · 04-15-2021, 10:30 AM

elderboy02 · 04-15-2021, 12:05 PM

Maybe your cockpit wasn't big enough?

Steve · 04-15-2021, 01:09 PM

RevSmoke · 04-15-2021, 08:11 PM

That's a "dad" joke, bad...

retired · 04-16-2021, 11:35 AM

I am a dad and grandad, Todd.
As for the cockpit...the pit part was too small, therefore the **** part was....well?

04-15-2021, 10:20 AM	#1
retired Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Feb 2020 First Name: lenny Location: Kanuckistan..for now Posts: 372 Trading: (0)	*%@! airlines** The zipper on my jeans came off just before I was about to get on the plane to go on vacation and the airline wouldn't board me. They said I was on the no fly list. __________________ smoke 'em if ya got 'em Hard to believe I beat out 2 million other sperm

04-15-2021, 10:30 AM	#2
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,282 Trading: (60)	*Re: %@! airlines** __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

04-15-2021, 12:05 PM	#3
elderboy02 Lets Go Buckeyes! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dan Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 12,508 Trading: (133)	*Re: %@! airlines** Maybe your cockpit wasn't big enough?

04-15-2021, 01:09 PM	#4
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	*Re: %@! airlines** __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

04-15-2021, 08:11 PM	#5
RevSmoke Ain't Never Gonna Leave Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Todd Location: Northcentral woods of Wisconsin Posts: 6,848 Trading: (51)	*Re: %@! airlines** That's a "dad" joke, bad... __________________ Todd__ "Smoke what you like, and enjoy it!"

04-16-2021, 11:35 AM	#6
retired Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Feb 2020 First Name: lenny Location: Kanuckistan..for now Posts: 372 Trading: (0)	*Re: %@! airlines I am a dad and grandad, Todd. As for the cockpit...the pit part was too small, therefore the ** part was....well? __________________ smoke 'em if ya got 'em Hard to believe I beat out 2 million other sperm