Paddy

retired · 03-29-2021, 08:42 AM

Paddy McCoy, an elderly farmer, recently received a letter from the Department of Work & Pensions stating that they suspected he was not paying his employees the statutory minimum wage and they would send an inspector to interview them.
On the appointed day, the inspector turned up. "Tell me about your staff," he asked Paddy.
"Well," said Paddy, "there's the farm hand, I pay him $500 a week, and he has a free cottage.
Then there's the housekeeper. She gets $190 a week, along with free board and lodging.
There's also the half-wit. He works a 16 hour day, does 90% of the work, earns about $47 a week along with a bottle of whisky and, as a special treat, occasionally gets to sleep with my wife."
"That's disgraceful" said the inspector, "I need to interview the half-wit."
"That'll be me then," said Paddy.

CigarNut · 03-29-2021, 02:54 PM

Brlesq · 03-29-2021, 04:13 PM

03-29-2021, 08:42 AM	#1
retired Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Feb 2020 First Name: lenny Location: Kanuckistan..for now Posts: 372 Trading: (0)	Paddy Paddy McCoy, an elderly farmer, recently received a letter from the Department of Work & Pensions stating that they suspected he was not paying his employees the statutory minimum wage and they would send an inspector to interview them. On the appointed day, the inspector turned up. "Tell me about your staff," he asked Paddy. "Well," said Paddy, "there's the farm hand, I pay him $500 a week, and he has a free cottage. Then there's the housekeeper. She gets $190 a week, along with free board and lodging. There's also the half-wit. He works a 16 hour day, does 90% of the work, earns about $47 a week along with a bottle of whisky and, as a special treat, occasionally gets to sleep with my wife." "That's disgraceful" said the inspector, "I need to interview the half-wit." "That'll be me then," said Paddy. __________________ smoke 'em if ya got 'em Hard to believe I beat out 2 million other sperm

03-29-2021, 02:54 PM	#2
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: Paddy __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

03-29-2021, 04:13 PM	#3
Brlesq Carpe cigar! Join Date: May 2012 First Name: Bruce Location: Upstate NY Posts: 1,024 Trading: (17)	Re: Paddy __________________ Hey! How come "Habana" is written on here with a Sharpie ?!?