Fishing Magic

retired · 03-21-2021, 09:06 AM

Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were fishin' one weekend. Thibodeaux says, "Hey Boudreaux, you got a light?" Boudreaux pulls out this huuuge lighter and lights his cigarette. Thibodeaux says, "Mais, tha's a big lighter. Where'd you get dat?" Boudreaux replies, "Well, I was out here fishin' last weekend and I found a nickel in my pocket. I thought, 'What the heck?' and tossed it in da lake. Out of nowhere, a genie popped up and granted me dis lighter." Thibodeaux begins frantically searching his pockets, grabs a nickel, and chunks it in the lake. Sure enough, the genie appeared and yelled, "Thibodeaux, what you want?" Thibodeaux begins to think real hard, "Hrmm. . . well, I always dreamed of being filthy rich. I want a million bucks!" The genie snapped his fingers and poof the entire lake filled to the brim with a million ducks. Thibodeaux couldn't believe his eyes and said, "Boudreaux, what the hell is dis?" Boudreaux shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Man, dat genie must be hard of hearing. You think I asked for a huge Bic?"

icehog3 · 03-21-2021, 10:40 AM

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03-21-2021, 09:06 AM	#1
retired Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Feb 2020 First Name: lenny Location: Kanuckistan..for now Posts: 372 Trading: (0)	Fishing Magic Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were fishin' one weekend. Thibodeaux says, "Hey Boudreaux, you got a light?" Boudreaux pulls out this huuuge lighter and lights his cigarette. Thibodeaux says, "Mais, tha's a big lighter. Where'd you get dat?" Boudreaux replies, "Well, I was out here fishin' last weekend and I found a nickel in my pocket. I thought, 'What the heck?' and tossed it in da lake. Out of nowhere, a genie popped up and granted me dis lighter." Thibodeaux begins frantically searching his pockets, grabs a nickel, and chunks it in the lake. Sure enough, the genie appeared and yelled, "Thibodeaux, what you want?" Thibodeaux begins to think real hard, "Hrmm. . . well, I always dreamed of being filthy rich. I want a million bucks!" The genie snapped his fingers and poof the entire lake filled to the brim with a million ducks. Thibodeaux couldn't believe his eyes and said, "Boudreaux, what the hell is dis?" Boudreaux shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Man, dat genie must be hard of hearing. You think I asked for a huge Bic?" __________________ smoke 'em if ya got 'em Hard to believe I beat out 2 million other sperm

03-21-2021, 10:40 AM	#2
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,261 Trading: (60)	Re: Fishing Magic __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

03-21-2021, 01:09 PM	#3
Porch Dweller Life is for living Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: James Location: Mississippi Gulf Coast Posts: 8,384 Trading: (24)	Re: Fishing Magic __________________ A 1911 in the hand is faster than 911 on the phone

03-21-2021, 04:11 PM	#4
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03-22-2021, 03:49 PM	#5
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03-22-2021, 08:37 PM	#6
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