A day at the track

Steve · 10-06-2020, 09:57 AM

After leaving the racetrack, Joe bumped into his old friend Jon on the bus.

"Say," Jon said, "How's it going?"

"Going? You want to hear one of the most amazing things that ever happened? Tell me, what's today's date?"

"July seventh."

"Right. The seventh day, of the seventh month. I go to the track at seven minutes past seven. My son is seven years old today, and we live at number seven, Seventh Avenue."

"Let me guess," Jon interrupted. "You put everything you had on the seventh horse in the seventh race."

"Right."

"And he won!" Jon sighed.

"No. He came in seventh."

BigAsh · 10-06-2020, 10:22 AM

G G · 10-06-2020, 03:35 PM

Makes sense to me.

10-06-2020, 09:57 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	A day at the track After leaving the racetrack, Joe bumped into his old friend Jon on the bus. "Say," Jon said, "How's it going?" "Going? You want to hear one of the most amazing things that ever happened? Tell me, what's today's date?" "July seventh." "Right. The seventh day, of the seventh month. I go to the track at seven minutes past seven. My son is seven years old today, and we live at number seven, Seventh Avenue." "Let me guess," Jon interrupted. "You put everything you had on the seventh horse in the seventh race." "Right." "And he won!" Jon sighed. "No. He came in seventh." __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

10-06-2020, 10:22 AM	#2
BigAsh Don't knock the Ash... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Keith Location: Yardley, PA Posts: 5,046 Trading: (46)	Re: A day at the track __________________ Keith

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G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,723 Trading: (10)	Re: A day at the track Makes sense to me.