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Old 09-30-2020, 08:17 PM   #1
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Default The bicyclists..

A lady named Sue notices a new couple moves into the neighborhood. Week or so later she sees the wife with a nice road bicycle, which is one of her hobbies too. So she introduces herself to the new arrival, Jane, and offers to show her some favorite local rides.

They take some back roads to the old part of town, which has restored some of the streets to brick. As they pass through towards a park, Jane says "Ooh, this is nice, I've never come this way before."

Sue smiles and replies "Yeah, it's the cobblestones."
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Old 09-30-2020, 09:56 PM   #2
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