Now what???

Steve · 04-30-2019, 12:07 PM

One day while driving through a neighborhood near his church, Pastor John saw a little boy on a front porch, struggling trying to reach the doorbell.

Feeling like he needed to help the young fellow, he stopped his car and got out to help. He pressed the doorbell for him and said, in a teaching way, "Now what do we do?"

Porch Dweller · 04-30-2019, 12:14 PM

The little boy said "Hold this bag of dog dookie while I light it on fire.". The pastor said...

nutcracker · 04-30-2019, 03:02 PM

.....that prank works better with your own dookie.....
The little boy said.....

Tio Gato · 04-30-2019, 04:08 PM

Dookie!

Well done guys.

icehog3 · 04-30-2019, 06:08 PM

A pastor would say. "we say thank you".

If it was a priest, this thing can take a whole nother direction.

04-30-2019, 12:07 PM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Now what??? One day while driving through a neighborhood near his church, Pastor John saw a little boy on a front porch, struggling trying to reach the doorbell. Feeling like he needed to help the young fellow, he stopped his car and got out to help. He pressed the doorbell for him and said, in a teaching way, "Now what do we do?" __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

04-30-2019, 12:14 PM	#2
Porch Dweller Life is for living Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: James Location: Mississippi Gulf Coast Posts: 8,384 Trading: (24)	Re: Now what??? The little boy said "Hold this bag of dog dookie while I light it on fire.". The pastor said... __________________ A 1911 in the hand is faster than 911 on the phone

04-30-2019, 03:02 PM	#3
nutcracker Shameless epicurian Join Date: Apr 2014 First Name: Neil Location: Winnipeg, Canada - Home of the Jets! Posts: 1,631 Trading: (26)	Re: Now what??? .....that prank works better with your own dookie..... The little boy said..... __________________ "Well I ain't often right but I've never been wrong.... Jerry Garcia (R.I.P.)

04-30-2019, 04:08 PM	#4
Tio Gato Uncle Kitty Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jeff Location: Casa Grande, AZ Posts: 2,075 Trading: (11)	Re: Now what??? Dookie! Well done guys. __________________ "You stink like cigars Uncle Kitty!" Said my Boo age 3. "Kid, take care of your family and the hell with anyone else" My Grandpa Bubba.

04-30-2019, 06:08 PM	#5
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,261 Trading: (60)	Re: Now what??? A pastor would say. "we say thank you". If it was a priest, this thing can take a whole nother direction. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!