Complete & Finished defined

RevSmoke · 04-03-2019, 10:01 AM

No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words -
"Complete" or "Finished".

In a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended by, supposedly, the best in the world, Samdar Balgobin, a Guyanese man, was the clear winner with a standing ovation which lasted over 5 minutes.

The final question was: 'How do you explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand? Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED.'

Here is his astute answer:
"When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. When you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!"

He won a trip around the world and a case of 25 year old Scotch!

Tio Gato · 04-03-2019, 01:49 PM

Excellent answer!

Weelok · 04-03-2019, 03:01 PM

Hah, off to the wife to read.

CigarNut · 04-03-2019, 03:29 PM

heyferg · 04-03-2019, 06:16 PM

jdakine · 04-03-2019, 08:28 PM

So true...........

markem · 04-03-2019, 08:33 PM

I love it!

Kinda weird the number of cigar forums that this appeared on just today.

04-03-2019, 10:01 AM	#1
RevSmoke Ain't Never Gonna Leave Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Todd Location: Northcentral woods of Wisconsin Posts: 6,844 Trading: (51)	Complete & Finished defined No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words - "Complete" or "Finished". In a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended by, supposedly, the best in the world, Samdar Balgobin, a Guyanese man, was the clear winner with a standing ovation which lasted over 5 minutes. The final question was: 'How do you explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand? Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED.' Here is his astute answer: "When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. When you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!" He won a trip around the world and a case of 25 year old Scotch! __________________ Todd__ "Smoke what you like, and enjoy it!"

04-03-2019, 01:49 PM	#2
Tio Gato Uncle Kitty Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jeff Location: Casa Grande, AZ Posts: 2,075 Trading: (11)	Re: Complete & Finished defined Excellent answer! __________________ "You stink like cigars Uncle Kitty!" Said my Boo age 3. "Kid, take care of your family and the hell with anyone else" My Grandpa Bubba.

04-03-2019, 03:01 PM	#3
Weelok I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Jul 2011 First Name: Dave Location: Reno, NV Posts: 4,083 Trading: (21)	Re: Complete & Finished defined Hah, off to the wife to read. __________________ Drink, pray, smoke, and work out.

04-03-2019, 03:29 PM	#4
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: Complete & Finished defined __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

04-03-2019, 06:16 PM	#5
heyferg Feeling at Home Join Date: Jun 2014 First Name: Larry aka Hollywood Location: SoCal Posts: 640 Trading: (6)	Re: Complete & Finished defined

04-03-2019, 08:28 PM	#6
jdakine Sawadee Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: Jay Location: Republic of Maui Posts: 2,481 Trading: (34)	Re: Complete & Finished defined So true........... __________________ Live your life to the fullist and smoke your favorate cigars

04-03-2019, 08:33 PM	#7
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,621 Trading: (47)	Re: Complete & Finished defined I love it! Kinda weird the number of cigar forums that this appeared on just today. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx