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Dad Jokester Supreme
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A customer in a New York restaurant gushed to the chef: "Your veal parmigiana is superb! I spent a month in Italy, and yours is better than any I had over there."
"Naturally," the chef said. "Over there, they use domestic cheese. Ours is imported!"
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Il megglior fabbro
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Ninety percent of everything is crap - Theodore Sturgeon. |
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