Great News

Steve · 04-20-2018, 02:17 PM

College student: "Hey, Dad -- I've got some great news for you!"

Father: "What, son?"

College student: "Remember that $500 you promised me if I made the Dean's list?"

Father: "I certainly do."

College student: "Well, you get to keep it!"

Weelok · 04-20-2018, 02:37 PM

Hah, now the Father needs to but some Scotch and Cigars.

icehog3 · 04-20-2018, 03:02 PM

Or pay for a tutor for his dillweed son......

04-20-2018, 02:17 PM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Great News College student: "Hey, Dad -- I've got some great news for you!" Father: "What, son?" College student: "Remember that $500 you promised me if I made the Dean's list?" Father: "I certainly do." College student: "Well, you get to keep it!" __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

04-20-2018, 02:37 PM	#2
Weelok I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Jul 2011 First Name: Dave Location: Reno, NV Posts: 4,086 Trading: (21)	Re: Great News Hah, now the Father needs to but some Scotch and Cigars. __________________ Drink, pray, smoke, and work out.

04-20-2018, 03:02 PM	#3
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,295 Trading: (60)	Re: Great News Or pay for a tutor for his dillweed son...... __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!