This worries me...

Steve · 10-26-2017, 06:55 AM

Jack had been a compulsive worrier for years, to the point it was ruining his life. He saw a psychologist who recommended a specialist who could help him.

His friend, Bob, noticed a dramatic change and asked "What happened? Nothing seems to worry you anymore."

"I hired a professional worrier and I haven't had a worry since," replied Jack.

"That must be expensive," Bob replied.

"He charges $5,000 a month," Jack told him.

"$5,000!!? How in the world can you afford to pay him?" exclaimed Bob.

"I don't know. That's his problem."

Chainsaw13 · 10-26-2017, 07:40 AM

Ha! Reverse the roles and you just summed up my life currently.

CigarNut · 10-26-2017, 08:05 AM

Steve · 10-26-2017, 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chainsaw13

Ha! Reverse the roles and you just summed up my life currently.

I with ya!

icehog3 · 10-26-2017, 09:04 AM

johnbljr · 11-02-2017, 09:21 AM

HA

10-26-2017, 06:55 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	This worries me... Jack had been a compulsive worrier for years, to the point it was ruining his life. He saw a psychologist who recommended a specialist who could help him. His friend, Bob, noticed a dramatic change and asked "What happened? Nothing seems to worry you anymore." "I hired a professional worrier and I haven't had a worry since," replied Jack. "That must be expensive," Bob replied. "He charges $5,000 a month," Jack told him. "$5,000!!? How in the world can you afford to pay him?" exclaimed Bob. "I don't know. That's his problem." __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

10-26-2017, 07:40 AM	#2
Chainsaw13 Møøse bites can be nasty Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Bob Location: The Enchanted Mitten Posts: 7,176 Trading: (96)	Re: This worries me... Ha! Reverse the roles and you just summed up my life currently. __________________ My neighbor came by my house this morning at 2AM, pounding on the door. Good thing I was still up playing the drums.

10-26-2017, 08:05 AM	#3
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: This worries me... __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

10-26-2017, 09:04 AM	#5
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,257 Trading: (60)	Re: This worries me... __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

11-02-2017, 09:21 AM	#6
johnbljr Still Watching My Back Join Date: Dec 2010 First Name: John Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 56 Trading: (1)	Re: This worries me... HA