Flood Funny

Steve · 06-21-2017, 10:47 AM

After almost three weeks on non-stop rain here, I can relate!

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The rain fell, the water rose, and folks in the town scrambled up onto their rooftops to safety. They hollered across the flood to one another, made sure everybody was accounted for, and excitedly identified things that floated by:

"There goes Jack's tool shed!"

"Isn't that Betsy's front porch swing?"

"Golly, the Preacher's whole garage!"

Then somebody noticed a little straw hat behaving oddly. It floated downstream about 60 feet, then stopped and came back upstream! After 60 feet or so it floated back downstream, then stopped and came upstream again. Nobody could figure it out!

Finally little Billy piped up: "Well, this morning Grandad said he was gonna mow the front lawn, come hell or high water."

markem · 06-21-2017, 10:53 AM

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Dave128 · 06-22-2017, 09:55 AM

Porch Dweller · 06-22-2017, 10:05 AM

I can relate, as Cindy has been dumping rain on us almost non-stop.

CigarNut · 06-22-2017, 10:42 AM

06-21-2017, 10:47 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Flood Funny After almost three weeks on non-stop rain here, I can relate! =============================================== The rain fell, the water rose, and folks in the town scrambled up onto their rooftops to safety. They hollered across the flood to one another, made sure everybody was accounted for, and excitedly identified things that floated by: "There goes Jack's tool shed!" "Isn't that Betsy's front porch swing?" "Golly, the Preacher's whole garage!" Then somebody noticed a little straw hat behaving oddly. It floated downstream about 60 feet, then stopped and came back upstream! After 60 feet or so it floated back downstream, then stopped and came upstream again. Nobody could figure it out! Finally little Billy piped up: "Well, this morning Grandad said he was gonna mow the front lawn, come hell or high water." __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

06-21-2017, 10:53 AM	#2
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,622 Trading: (47)	Re: Flood Funny l

06-22-2017, 09:55 AM	#3
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06-22-2017, 10:05 AM	#4
Porch Dweller Life is for living Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: James Location: Mississippi Gulf Coast Posts: 8,402 Trading: (24)	Re: Flood Funny I can relate, as Cindy has been dumping rain on us almost non-stop. __________________ A 1911 in the hand is faster than 911 on the phone

06-22-2017, 10:42 AM	#5
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