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Old 03-26-2017, 03:10 PM   #1
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Default A Bee Story, Inspired By massphatness

At the annual beekeepers convention in Dorchester, two attendees got in a heated argument over how to smoke out the bees (one said to use Cohibas, one preferred Swisher Sweets). Finally, the first beekeeper became so infuriated that he grabbed a pot of Earl Grey tea and poured it over the other's head.

Truly, brewed tea is in the eye of the bee-holder.
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Old 03-26-2017, 03:14 PM   #2
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At the annual beekeepers convention in Dorchester, two attendees got in a heated argument over how to smoke out the bees (one said to use Cohibas, one preferred Swisher Sweets). Finally, the first beekeeper became so infuriated that he grabbed a pot of Earl Grey tea and poured it over the other's head.

Truly, brewed tea is in the eye of the bee-holder.
I just lost a few brain cells, thanks!
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Old 03-26-2017, 03:16 PM   #3
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Ba-dum.
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Old 03-26-2017, 06:01 PM   #4
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I think Steve hacked jrw's account.
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Old 03-26-2017, 08:50 PM   #5
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Certainly not A list material, more like a Bee Joke ..
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