Circle flies

shark · 03-10-2017, 12:00 PM

A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable. Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.

The farmer said, "Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya"

The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said "Well yeah, if that's what they are? I never heard of circle flies."

So the farmer says "Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."

The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. Then after a minute he stops and says, ? Hey...wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horse's ass"

The farmer says, "Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horse's ass."

The trooper says, "Well, that's a good thing," and goes back to writing the ticket.

After a long pause, the farmer says, "Hard to fool those flies though."

Steve · 03-10-2017, 12:01 PM

LOL!

markem · 03-10-2017, 12:22 PM

winner, winner, chicken dinner!

CigarNut · 03-10-2017, 12:32 PM

Tio Gato · 03-10-2017, 02:11 PM

Thanks Ron, I needed a good chuckle

icehog3 · 03-10-2017, 02:59 PM

You forgot to mention that the farmer was a meth addict?

03-10-2017, 12:00 PM	#1
shark Cigar Smokin' Patriot Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: Ron Location: Michigan Posts: 3,566 Trading: (0)	Circle flies A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable. Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The farmer said, "Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya" The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said "Well yeah, if that's what they are? I never heard of circle flies." So the farmer says "Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse." The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. Then after a minute he stops and says, ? Hey...wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horse's ass" The farmer says, "Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horse's ass." The trooper says, "Well, that's a good thing," and goes back to writing the ticket. After a long pause, the farmer says, "Hard to fool those flies though." __________________ Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery None but ourselves can free our minds

03-10-2017, 12:01 PM	#2
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Circle flies LOL! __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

03-10-2017, 12:22 PM	#3
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,622 Trading: (47)	Re: Circle flies winner, winner, chicken dinner! __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

03-10-2017, 12:32 PM	#4
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03-10-2017, 02:11 PM	#5
Tio Gato Uncle Kitty Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jeff Location: Casa Grande, AZ Posts: 2,075 Trading: (11)	Re: Circle flies Thanks Ron, I needed a good chuckle __________________ "You stink like cigars Uncle Kitty!" Said my Boo age 3. "Kid, take care of your family and the hell with anyone else" My Grandpa Bubba.

03-10-2017, 02:59 PM	#6
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,295 Trading: (60)	Re: Circle flies You forgot to mention that the farmer was a meth addict? __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!