Skunks

Steve · 04-25-2016, 09:17 AM

A large number of forest animals were watching two skunks having a knock-down, drag-out argument one day.

The argument was pretty even, so they each turned their backs on the other and let go with their odor.

An old bear standing on the side said; well, I guess they decided they should get their two scents worth in.

pnoon · 04-25-2016, 09:38 AM

Remo · 04-25-2016, 09:40 AM

Thanks Steve, I am now dumber from reading that

markem · 04-25-2016, 09:42 AM

That stinks.

Dux · 04-25-2016, 09:42 AM

WOW just WOW

Steve · 04-25-2016, 11:14 AM

Porch Dweller · 04-25-2016, 11:58 AM

Stevez · 04-25-2016, 12:55 PM

And here I thought this was an educational type thread as I'm battling the real critters real time at home. Have traps set, etc. and thought I was going to learn something. Oi Veh!

Steve · 04-25-2016, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stevez

And here I thought this was an educational type thread as I'm battling the real critters real time at home. Have traps set, etc. and thought I was going to learn something. Oi Veh!

Lesson #1...Stay in FRONT of them!

dijit · 04-25-2016, 01:18 PM

Lesson #2 they who fight back to back are no sword fighters

Dave128 · 04-26-2016, 10:09 AM

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04-25-2016, 09:42 AM	#5
Dux Lebowski Urban Achiever! Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,103 Trading: (24)	Re: Skunks WOW just WOW

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04-25-2016, 09:17 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Skunks A large number of forest animals were watching two skunks having a knock-down, drag-out argument one day. The argument was pretty even, so they each turned their backs on the other and let go with their odor. An old bear standing on the side said; well, I guess they decided they should get their two scents worth in. __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

04-25-2016, 09:38 AM	#2
pnoon YNWA Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Peter Location: San Diego Posts: 29,919 Trading: (20)	Re: Skunks __________________ Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are. -John Wooden

04-25-2016, 12:55 PM	#8
Stevez Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Steve Location: Louisville, Kentucky Posts: 487 Trading: (7)	Re: Skunks And here I thought this was an educational type thread as I'm battling the real critters real time at home. Have traps set, etc. and thought I was going to learn something. Oi Veh!

04-25-2016, 01:18 PM	#10
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