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Old 01-16-2016, 08:30 PM   #1
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A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a truck driver in a white semi truck pulls up beside her.

After following along for a while, he turns to her and asks, “Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?”

“NO!” says the little girl as she keeps on walking.

The trucker again pulls up beside her and asks,

“Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop in.”

“NO!” says the little girl again as she hurries down the street.

The semi truck pulls up beside the little girl again and the driver says,

“Okay kid, my last offer! I’ll give you 20 Bucks “and” a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop in the truck and we will go for a ride.”

Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and Screams Out…

“Look Dad, you’re the one who bought the Volvo instead of the Peterbilt…YOU RIDE IT!!”
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Old 01-16-2016, 08:42 PM   #2
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwyEEuJeLkY
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As a Volvo driver (Company driver, not O/O) that hurts.
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Old truckers never die. They just get a new Peterbilt.

But maybe women truckers get a new Volvo.
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