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			Well, now shake it up Baby....
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!  
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			Little darlin' its been 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			A long cold lonely winter Little darlin' it feels like Years since you've been here 
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	Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!  
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			 Il megglior fabbro 
			
			
			
				
			
			
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			Oh! Darling, please believe me 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			I'll never make it alone. Believe me when I beg you Don't ever leave me alone. 
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	Ninety percent of everything is crap - Theodore Sturgeon.  | 
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			 Admiral Douchebag 
			
			
			
				
			
 
			
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			I really want to see you 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Really want to be with you 
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	Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!  
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			 Il megglior fabbro 
			
			
			
				
			
			
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			Well the Ukraine girls really knock me out, 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			They leave the West behind. And Moscow girls make me sing and shout That Georgia's always on my-my-my-my-my-my-my-my-my-my mind. 
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	Ninety percent of everything is crap - Theodore Sturgeon.  | 
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			 Admiral Douchebag 
			
			
			
				
			
 
			
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			Let me hear your balalaika's ringing out
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!  
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			 Admiral Douchebag 
			
			
			
				
			
 
			
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			Give me love 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Give me love Give me peace on earth Give me light Give me life Keep me free from birth Give me hope Help me cope, with this heavy load 
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	Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!  
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			 Il megglior fabbro 
			
			
			
				
			
			
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			Cool cherry cream and a nice apple tart, 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			I feel your taste all the time we're apart. Coconut fudge really blows down those blues, But you'll have to have them all pulled out after the savoy truffle. 
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			 Admiral Douchebag 
			
			
			
				
			
 
			
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			But it's gonna take money 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			A whole lot of spending money It's gonna take plenty of money To do it right child 
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	Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!  
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			 Il megglior fabbro 
			
			
			
				
			
			
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			On the corner is a banker with a motorcar, 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			The little children laugh at him behind his back. And the banker never wears a mac in the pouring rain. Very strange. 
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			 Admiral Douchebag 
			
			
			
				
			
 
			
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			Hold you in his armchair, you can feel his disease
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!  
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			When I wake up early in the morning 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Lift my head, I'm still yawning When I'm in the middle of a dream Stay in bed, float upstream 
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	I loves me a Parti  
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			 Il megglior fabbro 
			
			
			
				
			
			
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			Woke up, fell out of bed, 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Dragged a comb across my head. Found my way downstairs and drank a cup, And looking up I noticed I was late. huh-huh-huh-huh 
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			 Admiral Douchebag 
			
			
			
				
			
 
			
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			Boy, you're going to carry that weight, 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Carry that weight a long time 
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	Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!  
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			 Il megglior fabbro 
			
			
			
				
			
			
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			When I hold you in my arms 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			And I feel my finger on your trigger I know nobody can do me no harm Because happiness is a warm gun, mama. 
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			 Admiral Douchebag 
			
			
			
				
			
 
			
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			Got to pay your dues if you wanna sing the blues
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!  
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			 Il megglior fabbro 
			
			
			
				
			
			
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			All through the day, I me mine, I me mine, I me mine 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			All through the night, I me mine, I me mine, I me mine 
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