Got Milk?

Steve · 06-30-2015, 08:04 AM

A lady went into the grocery and asked for fifty gallons of milk.

The clerk, amazed, asked her what she was going to do with that much milk.

"I have a skin problem and the doctor prescribed a milk bath."

The clerk asked, "Pasteurized?"

She replied, "No just up to my chin."

Dave128 · 06-30-2015, 09:16 AM

shilala · 06-30-2015, 11:22 AM

Ugh.

Porch Dweller · 06-30-2015, 12:31 PM

Groan.

06-30-2015, 08:04 AM	#1
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06-30-2015, 09:16 AM	#2
Dave128 Sexy Dave Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Voorheesville, NY Posts: 3,922 Trading: (4)	Re: Got Milk? __________________ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin I "heart" Boobies and Beer!

06-30-2015, 11:22 AM	#3
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: Got Milk? Ugh. __________________

06-30-2015, 12:31 PM	#4
Porch Dweller Life is for living Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: James Location: Mississippi Gulf Coast Posts: 8,399 Trading: (24)	Re: Got Milk? Groan. __________________ A 1911 in the hand is faster than 911 on the phone