What cliche drives you crazy? - Page 3

mikeyj23 · 02-02-2009, 04:55 AM

When people hear my name is Michael Jordan they think they have something clever to say - all of them are junk. My favorite?

"Did your parents name you that on purpose?"

No, b*tch, they drew the name out of a hat.

shilala · 02-02-2009, 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by mikeyj23

When people hear my name is Michael Jordan they think they have something clever to say - all of them are junk. My favorite?

"Did your parents name you that on purpose?"

No, b*tch, they drew the name out of a hat.

Just be glad it wasn't Michael Bolton.

02-02-2009, 07:17 AM

I agree with if you friends jumped off a cliff one. My mom used to use that all the time until i was about 15 and I answered yes and spun on my heels. She cracked up and stopped using it.

Gargoyle · 02-02-2009, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by darb85

I agree with if you friends jumped off a cliff one. My mom used to use that all the time until i was about 15 and I answered yes and spun on my heels. She cracked up and stopped using it.

My mom used that one on me as well... I asked "if everyong breathed oxygen, do you think it might be a good idea?" I didn't end the argument though... I was just being a smart a$$ and got in more trouble with that one.

loki · 02-02-2009, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by shilala

It never fails that some wad will say "Wanna do mine next?" when I'm washing my car.

"sure.....(watch their eyes light up) for $200"

bigliver · 02-02-2009, 07:33 PM

My personal anti-favorite:

"Are you f*****g retarded?"

Actually, I don't really mind it, I'm just get angry because it always seems to be directed at me.

pnoon · 02-02-2009, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by bigliver

My personal anti-favorite:

"Are you f*****g retarded?"

Actually, I don't really mind it, I'm just get angry because it always seems to be directed at me.

Well? Are you?

markem · 02-02-2009, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by pnoon

Well? Are you?

Don't be a ****ing retard, Peter

Ye Olde Phart · 02-02-2009, 09:14 PM

"at the end of the day"

Hudaddy · 02-02-2009, 09:45 PM

Being in sales, you hear cliches constantly. Sales guys pretty can have entire conversations consisting totally from cliches.

The best example was on the Office, when the intern turned boss (turned grunt) gave the following speech:

“Yeah i created a website...

Look, at the end of the day, apples to apples, flying at 30 thousand feet, this is a paper company.

And I don't want us to get lost in the weeds or into a beauty contest.

Convergence... viral marketing... we're going gorilla... We're taking it to the street, while keeping an eye on the street, Wall Street.

I don't want to reinvent the wheel here, in other words… it is what it is.

- Buying paper just became fun.”

bigliver · 02-03-2009, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by pnoon

Well? Are you?

I guess if the shoe fits...

Siebec · 02-03-2009, 05:35 PM

"I'll sleep when I'm dead".

brigey57 · 02-03-2009, 05:41 PM

I through a piece of paper in the waste can, or at least try and some putz will say "a lazy man works twice!" No dim wit, I leave the paper on the floor and a cleaning person comes in and picks it up for me. Plus they are employed by the company so I create a job for them too. So there jerkweed!!!

02-02-2009, 04:55 AM	#1
mikeyj23 Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Michael Location: Texas Posts: 635 Trading: (10)	Re: What cliche drives you crazy? When people hear my name is Michael Jordan they think they have something clever to say - all of them are junk. My favorite? "Did your parents name you that on purpose?" No, b*tch, they drew the name out of a hat.

02-02-2009, 07:17 AM	#3
darb85 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: What cliche drives you crazy? I agree with if you friends jumped off a cliff one. My mom used to use that all the time until i was about 15 and I answered yes and spun on my heels. She cracked up and stopped using it.

02-02-2009, 07:33 PM	#6
bigliver Cigarmurai Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: Oki Posts: 404 Trading: (9)	Re: What cliche drives you crazy? My personal anti-favorite: "Are you f*****g retarded?" Actually, I don't really mind it, I'm just get angry because it always seems to be directed at me. __________________ Build a man a fire, keep him warm for a night. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life.

02-02-2009, 09:14 PM	#9
Ye Olde Phart Still Watching My Back Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 58 Trading: (1)	Re: What cliche drives you crazy? "at the end of the day" __________________

02-02-2009, 09:45 PM	#10
Hudaddy Just in from the Storm Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Lafayette, CA Posts: 42 Trading: (1)	Re: What cliche drives you crazy? Being in sales, you hear cliches constantly. Sales guys pretty can have entire conversations consisting totally from cliches. The best example was on the Office, when the intern turned boss (turned grunt) gave the following speech: “Yeah i created a website... Look, at the end of the day, apples to apples, flying at 30 thousand feet, this is a paper company. And I don't want us to get lost in the weeds or into a beauty contest. Convergence... viral marketing... we're going gorilla... We're taking it to the street, while keeping an eye on the street, Wall Street. I don't want to reinvent the wheel here, in other words… it is what it is. - Buying paper just became fun.”

02-03-2009, 05:35 PM	#12
Siebec Wating for the next Herf Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Findlay, OH Posts: 136 Trading: (7)	Re: What cliche drives you crazy? "I'll sleep when I'm dead".

02-03-2009, 05:41 PM	#13
brigey57 Smoke me if you can... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Bri Location: Enjoying the weather here! Posts: 256 Trading: (0)	Re: What cliche drives you crazy? I through a piece of paper in the waste can, or at least try and some putz will say "a lazy man works twice!" No dim wit, I leave the paper on the floor and a cleaning person comes in and picks it up for me. Plus they are employed by the company so I create a job for them too. So there jerkweed!!! __________________ There are five things that make life worth living: a good relationship with God, a good woman, good health, good friends, and a fine cigar." Just say NO to SCHIP and Cigar taxes!