Riders?

Steve · 09-16-2014, 09:29 AM

Three old men went into the pro shop after playing 18 holes of golf.

The pro asked, "Did you guys have a good game today?"

The first old guy said, " I had the most riders ever. I had five."

The second old guy said, "I had 7 riders, the same as last time."

The last old man said, "I beat my old record. I had 12 riders today."

After they went into the locker room, another golfer who had heard the old
guys talking about their game went to the pro and said, "I've been playing
golf for a long time and thought I knew all the terminology of the game, but
what's a rider?"

The pro said, "A rider is when you hit the ball far enough to actually get
in the golf cart and ride to it."

CigarNut · 09-16-2014, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Steve

Three old men went into the pro shop after playing 18 holes of golf.

The pro asked, "Did you guys have a good game today?"

The first old guy said, " I had the most riders ever. I had five."

The second old guy said, "I had 7 riders, the same as last time."

The last old man said, "I beat my old record. I had 12 riders today."

After they went into the locker room, another golfer who had heard the old
guys talking about their game went to the pro and said, "I've been playing
golf for a long time and thought I knew all the terminology of the game, but
what's a rider?"

The pro said, "A rider is when you hit the ball far enough to actually get
in the golf cart and ride to it."

STEVE S · 09-16-2014, 10:20 AM

RUNYYFan · 09-16-2014, 04:14 PM

There are several buddies over in Rossmoor that need to read this.

09-16-2014, 09:29 AM	#1
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09-16-2014, 10:20 AM	#3
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09-16-2014, 04:14 PM	#4
RUNYYFan Life, Liberty, Happiness Join Date: Feb 2010 First Name: Marc Location: Splitting time between Dayton, NJ and Needmore, PA Posts: 360 Trading: (0)	Re: Riders? There are several buddies over in Rossmoor that need to read this. __________________ Marc Fear is the dark room in which negatives are developed. - Anon.