The male circle of life

Blueface · 10-27-2013, 09:12 AM

When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits.

When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits!

kelmac07 · 10-27-2013, 09:14 AM

Porch Dweller · 10-27-2013, 09:20 AM

Lmao!!!

CigarNut · 10-27-2013, 10:27 AM

pektel · 10-27-2013, 10:33 AM

big_jaygee · 10-27-2013, 11:37 AM

me too

CigarSquid · 10-27-2013, 11:58 AM

Great!

Zane · 10-27-2013, 02:47 PM

Dave128 · 10-28-2013, 09:31 AM

That's awesome!

czerbe · 10-28-2013, 09:45 AM

So goes the Circle

maninblack · 10-28-2013, 09:53 AM

Very true!

14holestogie · 10-28-2013, 10:24 AM

Joe Walsh concurs.

10-27-2013, 09:12 AM	#1
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	The male circle of life When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits! __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

10-27-2013, 09:14 AM	#2
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: The male circle of life __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

10-27-2013, 09:20 AM	#3
Porch Dweller Life is for living Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: James Location: Mississippi Gulf Coast Posts: 8,320 Trading: (24)	Re: The male circle of life Lmao!!! __________________ A 1911 in the hand is faster than 911 on the phone

10-27-2013, 10:27 AM	#4
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: The male circle of life __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

10-27-2013, 10:33 AM	#5
pektel I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Peter Location: Grand Rapids, MN Posts: 4,320 Trading: (28)	Re: The male circle of life __________________ The problem is not the problem. The problem is your ATTITUDE about the problem.

10-27-2013, 11:37 AM	#6
big_jaygee I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Dec 2012 First Name: Jason Location: Houston Posts: 3,914 Trading: (59)	Re: The male circle of life me too

10-27-2013, 11:58 AM	#7
CigarSquid AKA Garryyjr Join Date: Apr 2011 First Name: Garry Location: Medford, OR - Cigar Zombie Posts: 3,213 Trading: (39)	Re: The male circle of life Great! __________________ gaRRy

10-27-2013, 02:47 PM	#8
Zane Have My Own Room Join Date: Aug 2012 First Name: Zane Location: Noblesville, IN Posts: 1,508 Trading: (23)	Re: The male circle of life __________________ COO BlindMan's Puff

10-28-2013, 09:31 AM	#9
Dave128 Sexy Dave Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Voorheesville, NY Posts: 3,920 Trading: (4)	Re: The male circle of life That's awesome! __________________ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin I "heart" Boobies and Beer!

10-28-2013, 09:45 AM	#10
czerbe Just a Traveling Man Join Date: Apr 2012 First Name: Corey Location: Reading Pa Posts: 1,309 Trading: (2)	Re: The male circle of life So goes the Circle __________________ Live fast, hard, everyday like its your last.

10-28-2013, 09:53 AM	#11
maninblack Will smoke for food Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Kevin Location: Where the hoot owls f$ck the chickens Posts: 10,637 Trading: (80)	Re: The male circle of life Very true! __________________ Proud member of the GMCGTPWHAFA

10-28-2013, 10:24 AM	#12
14holestogie Serial banter killer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Clintonville, WI Posts: 4,341 Trading: (52)	Re: The male circle of life Joe Walsh concurs. __________________ *I loves me a Parti*