Anyone else have a "cigar bequest?" - Page 2

Shadow · 09-05-2013, 11:05 AM

Don't have to worry about this since my wife and both my son and daughter smoke cigars.

But I made my deal with the devil a long time ago, I can't die until I smoke all of my cigars. That's why I keep buying, I'm going to live forever!

AdamJoshua · 09-05-2013, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by shilala

I don't have a bequest.
I don't care who gets them, I'm not gonna need them. I figure I'll go long before Weeze, so they'd naturally be hers, and she'd give them away which is what I do anyways.

dad! :R

I only have one friend that smokes, some will go to him, the rest will most likely split between the troops and the S.H.I.T. herfers (whatever the group is at that point in time) so they can just show up and smoke.

Tio Gato · 09-05-2013, 04:07 PM

My nephew gets all of them except for the box my wife promised to put in my casket. (Next to the 6 pack).

Subvet642 · 09-06-2013, 05:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Tio Gato

My nephew gets all of them except for the box my wife promised to put in my casket. (Next to the 6 pack).

I'm taking all of mine with me. Just in case. My wife says there will be plenty of flame to light 'em where I'm going.

Cincymike · 09-05-2013, 11:21 AM

I never keep more than a handful around anymore since I buy them as I need them. I really don't care what happens to them, as it would be just one more thing for my wife to deal with. She would probably keep them until they turned to dust.

When it all comes down to it, they're nothing more than rolled-up tobacco leaves; but I still love 'em.

galaga · 09-05-2013, 05:35 PM

To answer your question - No.

Long time no see bozo, how've you been doing? Good to see you back among the crazies.

gorob23 · 09-07-2013, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by galaga

To answer your question - No.

Long time no see bozo, how've you been doing? Good to see you back among the crazies.

Your kidding, I thought I was the guy

Told "Yes Dear' make 1 phone call and it will get handled

Sorry Jose your not the call

Rob

Ok little jack here

RICKY HOW ARE YOU

Stop sending Peter to see us without You coming also

kansashat · 09-10-2013, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by galaga

To answer your question - No.

Long time no see bozo, how've you been doing? Good to see you back among the crazies.

I was looking around for someone called bozo & finally realized you were talking to me. LOL

I've been well. Good to see you too you old f--t. I note that you do not list your 1st name...am I to keep it secret?

pnoon · 09-10-2013, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by kansashat

I was looking around for someone called bozo & finally realized you were talking to me. LOL

I've been well. Good to see you too you old f--t. I note that you do not list your 1st name...am I to keep it secret?

He's known by his "friends" as Slappy.

kansashat · 09-10-2013, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by pnoon

He's known by his "friends" as Slappy.

I'm not sure I want to know the origins of that nickname...perhaps his skills shall come in handy at Tom's funeral, as they will need someone to tenderize the corpse. (snicker)

pnoon · 09-10-2013, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by kansashat

I'm not sure I want to know the origins of that nickname. LOL

Had any banancreampie lately?

galaga · 09-10-2013, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by kansashat

I was looking around for someone called bozo & finally realized you were talking to me. LOL

I've been well. Good to see you too you old f--t. I note that you do not list your 1st name...am I to keep it secret?

You may be old but at least you're slow.......

You can call me rick, but don't ask Pete about the name slappy, as he probably would have trouble remembering the story and would ramble on for hours.

I used to have LeafHog's phone # and call him once and a while, but when I upgraded from my party line, I lost some phone numbers. Hear from him ever?

I don't worry about leaving my cigars when I go; I know eventually I will start smoking faster than I buy

kansashat · 09-10-2013, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by galaga

You may be old but at least you're slow.......

You can call me rick, but don't ask Pete about the name slappy, as he probably would have trouble remembering the story and would ramble on for hours.

I used to have LeafHog's phone # and call him once and a while, but when I upgraded from my party line, I lost some phone numbers. Hear from him ever?

I don't worry about leaving my cigars when I go; I know eventually I will start smoking faster than I buy

I talk to LeafHog pretty much every week. He is the beneficiary of my humidors, although he does not know this & please don't tell him as I do not wish to spoil the surprise, or ambush, whatever the perspective.

I will PM his cell # to you.

I find the whole "smoking faster than you buy" idea intriguing...it would entail smoking OP's would it not? Unfortunately, most hand-offs from my friends would probably taste like a fart boiled in a shoe, but then again, like Imhotep, I have the palate of a billy goat anywho.

icehog3 · 09-05-2013, 06:21 PM

My wish is that my family find a smoke-friendly place, bring my best boxes, and lay my corpse out for a smoking Irish wake.

Heavy_d · 09-05-2013, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

My wish is that my family find a smoke-friendly place, bring my best boxes, and lay my corpse out for a smoking Irish wake.

This, only with beer too!

Subvet642 · 09-06-2013, 05:29 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

My wish is that my family find a smoke-friendly place, bring my best boxes, and lay my corpse out for a smoking Irish wake.

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Originally Posted by Heavy_d

This, only with beer too!

You're not Irish, are you.

yourchoice · 09-05-2013, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

My wish is that my family find a smoke-friendly place, bring my best boxes, and lay my corpse out for a smoking Irish wake.

They must find a place where they can lay your corpse on a pool table, and sing "The Body of an American" by The Pogues!

icehog3 · 09-05-2013, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by yourchoice

They must find a place where they can lay your corpse on a pool table, and sing "The Body of an American" by The Pogues!

That works! And Guinness for everyone....there will be no Bud Light at my Irish wake.

gorob23 · 09-07-2013, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

That works! And Guinness for everyone....there will be no Bud Light at my Irish wake.

Wait a Fing Minute I thought we were to sing "Chelsea's Dagger"

Rob

BHalbrooks · 09-07-2013, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Hmm, a widow with cigars.....mind if I look her up?

I keed, I keed!

09-05-2013, 11:05 AM	#1
Shadow Who knows what evil lurks Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Martinsburg, WV USA Posts: 124 Trading: (0)	Re: Anyone else have a "cigar bequest?" Don't have to worry about this since my wife and both my son and daughter smoke cigars. But I made my deal with the devil a long time ago, I can't die until I smoke all of my cigars. That's why I keep buying, I'm going to live forever! __________________ The Churchill Society

09-05-2013, 04:07 PM	#3
Tio Gato Uncle Kitty Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jeff Location: Casa Grande, AZ Posts: 2,079 Trading: (11)	Re: Anyone else have a "cigar bequest?" My nephew gets all of them except for the box my wife promised to put in my casket. (Next to the 6 pack). __________________ "You stink like cigars Uncle Kitty!" Said my Boo age 3. "Kid, take care of your family and the hell with anyone else" My Grandpa Bubba.

09-05-2013, 11:21 AM	#5
Cincymike grumpy senior in training Join Date: Aug 2013 First Name: Mike Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 46 Trading: (0)	Re: Anyone else have a "cigar bequest?" I never keep more than a handful around anymore since I buy them as I need them. I really don't care what happens to them, as it would be just one more thing for my wife to deal with. She would probably keep them until they turned to dust. When it all comes down to it, they're nothing more than rolled-up tobacco leaves; but I still love 'em.

09-05-2013, 05:35 PM	#6
galaga Just call me Slappy. Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,832 Trading: (3)	Re: Anyone else have a "cigar bequest?" To answer your question - No. Long time no see bozo, how've you been doing? Good to see you back among the crazies. __________________ I may be easy, but I'm sure as hell ain't cheap....

09-05-2013, 06:21 PM	#14
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 72,086 Trading: (60)	Re: Anyone else have a "cigar bequest?" My wish is that my family find a smoke-friendly place, bring my best boxes, and lay my corpse out for a smoking Irish wake. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!