What Flavor Profile Do You Prefer in a Pop Tart?

[T.G]

Thanks to the expert and authoritative information in Turd's ultimate book, my pop-tarts plumed! This is DEFINITELY not mold!

[Blueface]

Originally Posted by T.G

Thanks to the expert and authoritative information in Turd's ultimate book, my pop-tarts plumed! This is DEFINITELY not mold!

Have just pissed in my pants, again, yet, still.

[dave]

Do you drain the pus before you eat it, T.G.?

[ironchefscott]

I have been a fan of the newish peanut butter cookie ones. untoasted

[688sonarmen]

Do you guys keep the wrapper on the box or store them individually stacked facing north south headings in the pantry so not to increase their magnetic signature?

[Blueface]

Originally Posted by 688sonarmen

Do you guys keep the wrapper on the box or store them individually stacked facing north south headings in the pantry so not to increase their magnetic signature?

Rule of 3's on compass direction. I skip south at my age since that is where all seems to be going anyway.

[markem]

Originally Posted by 688sonarmen

Do you guys keep the wrapper on the box or store them individually stacked facing north south headings in the pantry so not to increase their magnetic signature?

Now I am way confused. When you say stacked, I am assuming you mean that the box is resting on the box's "bottom" and not, for example, on the "back" which is also stacking. Stacking on the side seems to me not to be recommended as it could place unnecessary pressure on the edges of the precious pastry - has anyone tried this who is willing to give feedback?

I'm confused also about the north/south thingy. What actually is facing north? Also, we know that the true magnetic north isn't the same as map north, so do we need a good compass to make this work or will my iPhone compass (4S in case it matters, most recent IOS) do just fine. What if I get interference from the refrigerator, which is located next to the pantry. Do I just build another pantry?

Also, I read some place that magnetic flux lines are not in a straight line but curved. I assume that this just one more bias against the flat earth society (see the Discworld series for more details) and so am prone to think that magnetic lines are just that - lines. We all know that lines are straight and they would not call them lines if the weren't straight. They'd call them "magnetic arcs" or something. Science doesn't make mistakes like this - I know.

So all this is the long way of asking of the pop tarts generate their own magnetic flux (perhaps like a vortex?) and if you alternate the different boxes north/south then south/north, will it cancel the effect and not pooch my watch battery? Do different fillings have different magnetic effects?

No one has talked about toaster lumens yet. I hope we get there soon.

[CigarNut]

Pop Tarts exist in Hyper Space so the magnetic flux vortex has no affect.

[Steve]

Purge or no purge?

[cobra03]

I prefer to use a plutonium powered toaster capable of generating the 1.21 gigawatts of electricity necessary for a even toast.

[shilala]

Did you guys ever have the special edition pumpkin ones they put out in the Fall?
They are severely choice. I can only eat a couple boxes before the fun wears off, but they're worth dragging home if you see them.

[markem]

Originally Posted by shilala

Did you guys ever have the special edition pumpkin ones they put out in the Fall?
They are severely choice. I can only eat a couple boxes before the fun wears off, but they're worth dragging home if you see them.

Do they have seriously cool names like "Peter Peter the pumpkin eater brought the pops home to tartly toast"? I really dig that.

[Coach Deg]

Originally Posted by shilala

Did you guys ever have the special edition pumpkin ones they put out in the Fall?
They are severely choice. I can only eat a couple boxes before the fun wears off, but they're worth dragging home if you see them.

The Pumpkin ones were great! I do like the peanut butter chocolate ones.

[ironchefscott]

Originally Posted by shilala

Did you guys ever have the special edition pumpkin ones they put out in the Fall?
They are severely choice. I can only eat a couple boxes before the fun wears off, but they're worth dragging home if you see them.

I could not find those near me until after the season was over. So I had my mom package me up some of the pumpkin poptarts and send them to me in a care package. I still have one package left!

[kelmac07]

Originally Posted by shilala

Did you guys ever have the special edition pumpkin ones they put out in the Fall?
They are severely choice. I can only eat a couple boxes before the fun wears off, but they're worth dragging home if you see them.

I completely forgot about those. Pop 'em in the toaster and they tasted like warm pumpkin pie.

[CigarNut]

Originally Posted by markem

Do they have seriously cool names like "Peter Peter the pumpkin eater brought the pops home to tartly toast"? I really did that.

[jjirons69]

I eat frosted mini wheats.

[SvilleKid]

Frosted. Toasted. With butter melted onto the back of the pop tart right after it comes out of the toaster oven. REAL butter, not that wimpy, fake crap. If I want that cinnamon taste, I'll just have some cinnamon and sugar on some toasted, buttered (yep, the Real butter) bread. NOT in/on a pop tart!

[SvilleKid]

Originally Posted by SvilleKid

Frosted. Toasted. With butter melted onto the back of the pop tart right after it comes out of the toaster oven. REAL butter, not that wimpy, fake crap. If I want that cinnamon taste, I'll just have some cinnamon and sugar on some toasted, buttered (yep, the Real butter) bread. NOT in/on a pop tart!

Of course, my TRUE preference is Toaster Strudles. Either Cherry or Blueberry. With the icing on top, of course. But that's probably another poll!!

[jjirons69]

If I do eat them, I prefer Madagascar Vanilla.