What Flavor Profile Do You Prefer in a Pop Tart?

icehog3 · 08-13-2013, 11:57 PM

Please explain your logic as well as your love for Pop Tarts, maybe detailing your first Pop Tart experience, and how Pop Tarts have changed not only your life, but the course of humankind.

MedicCook · 08-14-2013, 12:01 AM

Do you like them toasted or untoasted? With or without frosting?
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icehog3 · 08-14-2013, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by MedicCook

Do you like them toasted or untoasted? With or without frosting?
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Frosting. It made me lose my virginity.

T.G · 08-14-2013, 12:50 AM

I checked my copy of The Authoritative Pop Tart Guide by Turd Ferguson, and it said that I'm supposed to like the one called "azzberry". I don't see that flavor on your list tough.

bobarian · 08-14-2013, 12:54 AM

Toasted of course!

Where is the "All of the above" box?

pnoon · 08-14-2013, 12:58 AM

Kitty Litter.

688sonarmen · 08-14-2013, 01:34 AM

I'm trying to find a toaster that will toast them in -30f. What should I get?

Blueface · 08-14-2013, 02:08 AM

Frosted Kitty Litter all the way!

Given the inconsistencies in the heating elements when exposed to typical South Florida humidity, coupled with our higher temperatures, I prefer the half time one side, half time the other side method for toasting.

Thanks to Andy, I too learned of this method via the recommendations he came across during his "what do I do and how do I do it but more importantly, when do I do it" explorations in life.

Blak Smyth · 08-14-2013, 05:59 AM

I've never had one of those. Wish they sold them around here.

dave · 08-14-2013, 06:07 AM

WTF?!?!?!? Mom said there was only one kind - strawberry - and that those stupid commercials were lying.

Hog, this guy seemed to do pretty well with unfrosted...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAKvfultDJM

kelmac07 · 08-14-2013, 06:28 AM

Since they don't make a maduro flavored one...gotta go with the blueberry, although the Raspberry and Brown Sugar Cinnamon are tight up there. Has to be frosted, toasted, and a dab of butter on top.

Damnit Tom...now I gotta run and grab some.

I bet astronauts also love Pop Tarts.

Subvet642 · 08-14-2013, 06:37 AM

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Originally Posted by T.G

I checked my copy of The Authoritative Pop Tart Guide by Turd Ferguson, and it said that I'm supposed to like the one called "azzberry". I don't see that flavor on your list tough.

Gee, and I thought it was a place in New Jersey, you know; Azzberry Park?

Blak Smyth · 08-14-2013, 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Subvet642

Gee, and I thought it was a place in New Jersey, you know; Azzberry Park?

Just don't go under the bridge!

Stephen · 08-14-2013, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Please explain your logic as well as your love for Pop Tarts, maybe detailing your first Pop Tart experience, and how Pop Tarts have changed not only your life, but the course of humankind.

Don't show a picture of an empty toaster, lest ye be bombed with Pop Tarts. Wish I had money for Pop Tarts, good luck with the sale!

Stephen · 08-14-2013, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Blueface

Frosted Kitty Litter all the way!

Given the inconsistencies in the heating elements when exposed to typical South Florida humidity, coupled with our higher temperatures, I prefer the half time one side, half time the other side method for toasting.

Thanks to Andy, I too learned of this method via the recommendations he came across during his "what do I do and how do I do it but more importantly, when do I do it" explorations in life.

Yes, but how long do you let them sit before you eat one? Do they get better with age?

CigarNut · 08-14-2013, 08:33 AM

Frosted, Toasted Strawberry or Frosted, Toasted Brown Sugar. As for the rest of what you asked ... I suffer from CRS, so I have no answers...

14holestogie · 08-14-2013, 08:43 AM

Katy Perry, with or without frosting is my favorite pop tart.

G G · 08-14-2013, 08:46 AM

Can I change my vote? Plus they have to be toasted with on half stick of real butter per 2 pop tarts. Yummy

replicant_argent · 08-14-2013, 08:48 AM

I cannot believe that "Chum" isn't a listed option, you b!tch.

CigarSquid · 08-14-2013, 08:55 AM

Brown Sugar and Cinnamon. All time favorite since I was a kid. I enjoy the fruit flavors here and there..

I never toast them.. I am not even sure I had any pop tart toasted.

View Poll Results: What is your favorite flavor(s) that changed your miserable life?
Blueberry	8	13.79%
Strawberry	14	24.14%
Raspberry	1	1.72%
Watermelon	1	1.72%
Brown Sugar Cinnamon	22	37.93%
Chocolate Fudge	4	6.90%
Vanilla	0	0%
Peanut Butter and Jelly	1	1.72%
Cookies and Cream	1	1.72%
Chili	1	1.72%
Jalapeno	1	1.72%
Kitty Litter	4	6.90%
Voters: 58. You may not vote on this poll

08-13-2013, 11:57 PM	#1
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,304 Trading: (60)	What Flavor Profile Do You Prefer in a Pop Tart? Please explain your logic as well as your love for Pop Tarts, maybe detailing your first Pop Tart experience, and how Pop Tarts have changed not only your life, but the course of humankind. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

08-14-2013, 12:01 AM	#2
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: What Flavor Profile Do You Prefer in a Pop Tart? Do you like them toasted or untoasted? With or without frosting? Posted via Mobile Device

08-14-2013, 12:50 AM	#4
T.G Grrrrrr Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: The Other Adam Posts: 15,557 Trading: (37)	Re: What Flavor Profile Do You Prefer in a Pop Tart? I checked my copy of The Authoritative Pop Tart Guide by Turd Ferguson, and it said that I'm supposed to like the one called "azzberry". I don't see that flavor on your list tough.

08-14-2013, 12:54 AM	#5
bobarian Cranky Habanophile Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Wine Country Posts: 8,869 Trading: (51)	Re: What Flavor Profile Do You Prefer in a Pop Tart? Toasted of course! Where is the "All of the above" box?

08-14-2013, 12:58 AM	#6
pnoon YNWA Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Peter Location: San Diego Posts: 29,919 Trading: (20)	Re: What Flavor Profile Do You Prefer in a Pop Tart? Kitty Litter. __________________ Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are. -John Wooden

08-14-2013, 01:34 AM	#7
688sonarmen Shipmate! Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Jake Location: Norwich, Ct Posts: 2,698 Trading: (17)	Re: What Flavor Profile Do You Prefer in a Pop Tart? I'm trying to find a toaster that will toast them in -30f. What should I get?

08-14-2013, 02:08 AM	#8
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Re: What Flavor Profile Do You Prefer in a Pop Tart? Frosted Kitty Litter all the way! Given the inconsistencies in the heating elements when exposed to typical South Florida humidity, coupled with our higher temperatures, I prefer the half time one side, half time the other side method for toasting. Thanks to Andy, I too learned of this method via the recommendations he came across during his "what do I do and how do I do it but more importantly, when do I do it" explorations in life. __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

08-14-2013, 05:59 AM	#9
Blak Smyth Think Blue! Join Date: Jun 2011 First Name: SD Location: THE WOOD Posts: 8,486 Trading: (52)	Re: What Flavor Profile Do You Prefer in a Pop Tart? I've never had one of those. Wish they sold them around here. __________________ SUPPORT OUR TROOPS

08-14-2013, 06:07 AM	#10
dave Have My Own Room Join Date: May 2011 First Name: Dave Location: Northern VA Posts: 1,180 Trading: (15)	Re: What Flavor Profile Do You Prefer in a Pop Tart? WTF?!?!?!? Mom said there was only one kind - strawberry - and that those stupid commercials were lying. Hog, this guy seemed to do pretty well with unfrosted... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAKvfultDJM

08-14-2013, 06:28 AM	#11
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: What Flavor Profile Do You Prefer in a Pop Tart? Since they don't make a maduro flavored one...gotta go with the blueberry, although the Raspberry and Brown Sugar Cinnamon are tight up there. Has to be frosted, toasted, and a dab of butter on top. Damnit Tom...now I gotta run and grab some. I bet astronauts also love Pop Tarts. __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

08-14-2013, 08:33 AM	#16
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: What Flavor Profile Do You Prefer in a Pop Tart? Frosted, Toasted Strawberry or Frosted, Toasted Brown Sugar. As for the rest of what you asked ... I suffer from CRS, so I have no answers... __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

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14holestogie Serial banter killer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Clintonville, WI Posts: 4,341 Trading: (52)	Re: What Flavor Profile Do You Prefer in a Pop Tart? Katy Perry, with or without frosting is my favorite pop tart. __________________ *I loves me a Parti*

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G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,726 Trading: (10)	Re: What Flavor Profile Do You Prefer in a Pop Tart? Can I change my vote? Plus they have to be toasted with on half stick of real butter per 2 pop tarts. Yummy

08-14-2013, 08:48 AM	#19
replicant_argent Gravy Boat Winnah. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Pete Location: my attorney has advised against giving this information to insane people Posts: 5,326 Trading: (22)	Re: What Flavor Profile Do You Prefer in a Pop Tart? I cannot believe that "Chum" isn't a listed option, you b!tch. __________________ www.stogietorch.com Some days call for a stiff Pomade.

08-14-2013, 08:55 AM	#20
CigarSquid AKA Garryyjr Join Date: Apr 2011 First Name: Garry Location: Medford, OR - Cigar Zombie Posts: 3,213 Trading: (39)	Re: What Flavor Profile Do You Prefer in a Pop Tart? Brown Sugar and Cinnamon. All time favorite since I was a kid. I enjoy the fruit flavors here and there.. I never toast them.. I am not even sure I had any pop tart toasted. __________________ gaRRy