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F*ck Cancer!
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The maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk To her about the raise.
She asked: "Why do you want a pay increase?" Maid: "Well ma'am, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you." Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?" Maid: "Your husband says so." Wife: "Oh yeah?" Maid: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you." Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?" Maid: "Your husband did." Wife, increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?" Maid: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in bed." Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth: "And did my husband say that as well?" Maid: "No ma'am.... The gardener did." Wife: "So, how much do you want?"
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Infecting Via PM
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lol
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