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Old 01-18-2013, 08:12 PM   #1
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"You'll be fine," he said.
She asked, ?How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"

The surgeon seemed to pause, and a small tear ran down his cheek from the corner of his eye, which alarmed the girl.
"What's the matter Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"
He replied, ?Yes, you'll be fine.
It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."
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Old 01-18-2013, 08:13 PM   #2
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Old 01-18-2013, 08:22 PM   #3
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Old 01-18-2013, 08:22 PM   #4
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Old 01-18-2013, 08:48 PM   #5
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Old 01-18-2013, 08:52 PM   #6
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Old 01-18-2013, 09:01 PM   #7
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Old 01-18-2013, 09:12 PM   #8
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