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Old 12-22-2012, 06:52 AM   #1
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Default Know when to shut up!

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a ...case of Miller Lite and puts it in their cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans', he replies. 'Put them back, it's a waste of money', demands the wife, and so he does and they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along, the woman picks up a $20 jar of ...face cream and puts it in the basket.

What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband... "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Miller Lite and it's half the price....'

HUSBAND DOWN, AISLE 7 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Old 12-22-2012, 07:22 AM   #2
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Default Re: Know when to shut up!

The image sealed that joke up proper! Haaha!
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Old 12-22-2012, 08:04 AM   #3
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Old 12-22-2012, 04:51 PM   #4
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Some guys just don't get it.
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lmao... know when to shut up is right!!
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Old 12-23-2012, 03:58 PM   #6
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How True Brother!!!
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