Blonde Joke

SvilleKid · 11-24-2012, 09:01 AM

A blonde calls up her best friend, a brunette. "I can't put a jigsaw puzzle together, and I've been trying for weeks", she cries. "Could you please come over and help me before I go crazy?" "I'll be right over", the brunette says. When she gets to the blonde's house, the blonde takes her over the the dining room table. "It's supposed to be a rooster, but I can't get any of the pieces to fit together. Tell me what to do!" "Well," says the brunette, "you can start by putting the corn flakes back in the box."

Ogre · 11-24-2012, 06:48 PM

Oldie but a goody!!!!

11-24-2012, 06:52 PM

Hadn't heard this one before... nice...

Skywalker · 11-29-2012, 02:05 PM

The Poet · 11-29-2012, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre

Oldie but a goody!!!!

Literally, for me. I recently heard it as a "senior citizen" joke.

I ain't a blonde, but I do resemble the latter.

cmitch · 11-29-2012, 05:35 PM

A brunette woman and a blond woman was in an elevator checking out a dude. When he got off on his floor, the blond said, "Cute!" the brunette replied, "He needs Head and Shoulders." to which the blond, looking confused asked, "How do you give 'shoulders'?"

11-24-2012, 09:01 AM	#1
SvilleKid Yes I am a Pirate Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 33°46′08″N 86°28′16″W / 33.76895°N 86.471037°W Posts: 2,776 Trading: (52)	Blonde Joke A blonde calls up her best friend, a brunette. "I can't put a jigsaw puzzle together, and I've been trying for weeks", she cries. "Could you please come over and help me before I go crazy?" "I'll be right over", the brunette says. When she gets to the blonde's house, the blonde takes her over the the dining room table. "It's supposed to be a rooster, but I can't get any of the pieces to fit together. Tell me what to do!" "Well," says the brunette, "you can start by putting the corn flakes back in the box." __________________ Ceilin' fan it stirs the air, Cigar smoke does swirl. The fragrance on the pillow case, and he thinks about the girl. Thanks, JB, 1975.

11-24-2012, 06:48 PM	#2
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: Blonde Joke Oldie but a goody!!!! __________________

11-24-2012, 06:52 PM	#3
Robulous78 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Blonde Joke Hadn't heard this one before... nice...

11-29-2012, 02:05 PM	#4
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11-29-2012, 05:35 PM	#6
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	Re: Blonde Joke A brunette woman and a blond woman was in an elevator checking out a dude. When he got off on his floor, the blond said, "Cute!" the brunette replied, "He needs Head and Shoulders." to which the blond, looking confused asked, "How do you give 'shoulders'?" __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.