Cigars And Penthouse Pet Of The Month

ColdCuts · 11-16-2012, 02:09 AM

I was browsing eB*y for "leather cigar case." Among the results was an auction for this curiosity from 2002: A cigar, sealed inside a glass tube, along with a nude pic of a Penthouse Pet! Of the cigar itself, the description says little besides it was made by Altadis. Has anyone smoked, or even seen one of these?

I really only post about it because after a little thought it occurred to me that, actually, cigars and p*rn are a perfect paring, at least nowadays. Why? Because it's getting to be the only place you can enjoy either one is locked away in the privacy of your own bathroom!

iaMkcK · 11-16-2012, 03:44 AM

So the real question is.. Did you buy it?

papichulo · 11-16-2012, 04:39 AM

Any pics? Dave and Jarrett, both of your avitars look similar; well at least the person in the photos... amazing.

iaMkcK · 11-16-2012, 05:28 AM

I've never been compared to Wolverine. Quite the interesting comparison, to say the least.. Hahahaha

ColdCuts · 11-16-2012, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by iaMkcK

So the real question is.. Did you buy it?

Sure didn't. It can still be yours. Buy It Now price is $49.99.

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Originally Posted by papichulo

any pics?

Not sure why I took the time to do this. Here ya go. Click image for larger version...

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11-16-2012, 11:41 AM

Interesting... I like the case but the cigar looks a bit questionable...

As for the cigars & p*rn pairing, I believe it was all started by some guy on MTV's TrueLife: I'm Addicted to p*rn, who was addicted to jacking it while smoking cigars... I think there is a funny youtube vid of it somewhere...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz4KMrgLtUQ

Thats the guy, Although he doesn't say it in the clip, he said in the episode he likes to spark up big old churchills and fondle himself... Maybe that is where all this spawned from?

Tio Gato · 11-16-2012, 12:04 PM

Those Penthouse cigars are pretty bad. The case looks nice, but it may smell like the cigar. And yes, there is a nice pic of a lady in there. But you can see that for free on the internet.

VersionX · 11-16-2012, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Robulous78

Interesting... I like the case but the cigar looks a bit questionable...

As for the cigars & p*rn pairing, I believe it was all started by some guy on MTV's TrueLife: I'm Addicted to p*rn, who was addicted to jacking it while smoking cigars... I think there is a funny youtube vid of it somewhere...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz4KMrgLtUQ

Thats the guy, Although he doesn't say it in the clip, he said in the episode he likes to spark up big old churchills and fondle himself... Maybe that is where all this spawned from?

Jesus, Churchills? How many...sessions do you think the guy got through in one of those?

11-16-2012, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by VersionX

Jesus, Churchills? How many...sessions do you think the guy got through in one of those?

Well, also not in the clip, but in the episode I believe he said he had 30 or more "sessions" a day...

ColdCuts · 11-16-2012, 03:47 PM

Well, this thread has taken a turn.

icehog3 · 11-16-2012, 04:06 PM

Yup, a dead end one. Hope nobody clicks the link at work. I won't be clicking it anywhere.

ColdCuts · 11-16-2012, 04:51 PM

This is my fault. I should have seen this coming when I started the thread. We can close this as far as I'm concerned. Sorry, fellas.

theonlybear4CORT · 11-16-2012, 05:45 PM

Wow.

Starscream · 11-16-2012, 05:52 PM

WTF?

Mr.Maduro · 11-16-2012, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by ColdCuts

This is my fault. I should have seen this coming when I started the thread. We can close this as far as I'm concerned. Sorry, fellas.

Wow!! Long time no see Dave. How've you been?

T.G · 11-16-2012, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Robulous78

Interesting... I like the case but the cigar looks a bit questionable...

As for the cigars & p*rn pairing, I believe it was all started by some guy on MTV's TrueLife: I'm Addicted to p*rn, who was addicted to jacking it while smoking cigars... I think there is a funny youtube vid of it somewhere...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz4KMrgLtUQ

Thats the guy, Although he doesn't say it in the clip, he said in the episode he likes to spark up big old churchills and fondle himself... Maybe that is where all this spawned from?

Yes, how logical. An MTV show from 2009 somehow influenced a cigar from 2002.

BRILLIANT!

for your logic, or lack thereof, and another

for the link.

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Originally Posted by ColdCuts

This is my fault. I should have seen this coming when I started the thread. We can close this as far as I'm concerned. Sorry, fellas.

Nah, you're cool Dave, you meant well, you weren't the one to drag this thread down into sophomoric-ville.

ColdCuts · 11-16-2012, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.Maduro

Wow!! Long time no see Dave. How've you been?

Well, this thread has taken another turn!

Patrick! You ol' so an' so! I'm alright. How YOU been?!

ColdCuts · 11-16-2012, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by T.G

Nah, you're cool Dave, you meant well, you weren't the one to drag this thread down into sophomoric-ville.

Thanks, Adam. True, I didn't mean for it to go quite like that. But the topic is just too rife with bad potential. So, my bad.

T.G · 11-16-2012, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by ColdCuts

Thanks, Adam. True, I didn't mean for it to go quite like that. But the topic is just too rife with bad potential. So, my bad.

Nah, it's like the Bevis and Butthead skit where they are laughing at the sportscaster mentioning Dick Butkus. "Heh Heh, Butkus. He said Butt-Kiss." Can't blame yourself for the actions of others.

These were real cigars, I remember seeing them, I just never tried one. I can't see how you asking about the cigar is in any way, a bad thing.

11-16-2012, 07:55 PM

I'm sorry I didn't mean to take this thread in any particular direction... There was a question posted as to the genesis of the "pairing" and I gave my best idea as to where it started... I will post no more on this thread... Sorry for any disturbance...

Also I did not know the date of the cigar or of the episode when I wrote my reply... Sorry T.G....

11-16-2012, 02:09 AM	#1
ColdCuts Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Aug 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Queens, NY Posts: 375 Trading: (10)	Cigars And Penthouse Pet Of The Month I was browsing eBy for "leather cigar case." Among the results was an auction for this curiosity from 2002: A cigar, sealed inside a glass tube, along with a nude pic of a Penthouse Pet! Of the cigar itself, the description says little besides it was made by Altadis. Has anyone smoked, or even seen one of these? I really only post about it because after a little thought it occurred to me that, actually, cigars and prn are a perfect paring, at least nowadays. Why? Because it's getting to be the only place you can enjoy either one is locked away in the privacy of your own bathroom!

11-16-2012, 03:44 AM	#2
iaMkcK Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: Jarrett Location: SoCal Posts: 570 Trading: (8)	Re: Cigars And Penthouse Pet Of The Month So the real question is.. Did you buy it?

11-16-2012, 04:39 AM	#3
papichulo Diablo Canoso Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Burque Posts: 344 Trading: (2)	Re: Cigars And Penthouse Pet Of The Month Any pics? Dave and Jarrett, both of your avitars look similar; well at least the person in the photos... amazing. __________________ it is all about the onion

11-16-2012, 05:28 AM	#4
iaMkcK Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: Jarrett Location: SoCal Posts: 570 Trading: (8)	Re: Cigars And Penthouse Pet Of The Month I've never been compared to Wolverine. Quite the interesting comparison, to say the least.. Hahahaha

11-16-2012, 11:41 AM	#6
Robulous78 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Cigars And Penthouse Pet Of The Month Interesting... I like the case but the cigar looks a bit questionable... As for the cigars & prn pairing, I believe it was all started by some guy on MTV's TrueLife: I'm Addicted to prn, who was addicted to jacking it while smoking cigars... I think there is a funny youtube vid of it somewhere... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz4KMrgLtUQ Thats the guy, Although he doesn't say it in the clip, he said in the episode he likes to spark up big old churchills and fondle himself... Maybe that is where all this spawned from?

11-16-2012, 12:04 PM	#7
Tio Gato Uncle Kitty Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jeff Location: Casa Grande, AZ Posts: 2,075 Trading: (11)	Re: Cigars And Penthouse Pet Of The Month Those Penthouse cigars are pretty bad. The case looks nice, but it may smell like the cigar. And yes, there is a nice pic of a lady in there. But you can see that for free on the internet. __________________ "You stink like cigars Uncle Kitty!" Said my Boo age 3. "Kid, take care of your family and the hell with anyone else" My Grandpa Bubba.

11-16-2012, 03:47 PM	#10
ColdCuts Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Aug 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Queens, NY Posts: 375 Trading: (10)	Re: Cigars And Penthouse Pet Of The Month Well, this thread has taken a turn.

11-16-2012, 04:06 PM	#11
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,440 Trading: (60)	Re: Cigars And Penthouse Pet Of The Month Yup, a dead end one. Hope nobody clicks the link at work. I won't be clicking it anywhere. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

11-16-2012, 04:51 PM	#12
ColdCuts Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Aug 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Queens, NY Posts: 375 Trading: (10)	Re: Cigars And Penthouse Pet Of The Month This is my fault. I should have seen this coming when I started the thread. We can close this as far as I'm concerned. Sorry, fellas.

11-16-2012, 05:45 PM	#13
theonlybear4CORT RIP Nick Montano Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Santa Rosa Posts: 2,040 Trading: (14)	Re: Cigars And Penthouse Pet Of The Month Wow.

11-16-2012, 05:52 PM	#14
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: Cigars And Penthouse Pet Of The Month WTF? __________________ Insert quote here.

11-16-2012, 07:55 PM	#20
Robulous78 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Cigars And Penthouse Pet Of The Month I'm sorry I didn't mean to take this thread in any particular direction... There was a question posted as to the genesis of the "pairing" and I gave my best idea as to where it started... I will post no more on this thread... Sorry for any disturbance... Also I did not know the date of the cigar or of the episode when I wrote my reply... Sorry T.G....