You could have heard a pin drop.

macms · 01-16-2009, 09:04 PM

In an email....

When in England, at a fairly large conference, Condi Rice was asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of 'empire building' by George Bush. She answered by saying, 'Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return.'

You could have heard a pin drop.

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There was a conference in France where a number of international engineers were taking part, including French and American. During a break, one of the French engineers came back into the room saying 'Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intended to do, bomb them?'

A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: 'Our carriers have three hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are nuclear powered and can supply emergency electrical power to shore facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed 3,000 people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand gallons of fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a dozen helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and from their flight deck. We have eleven such ships; how many does France have?'

You could have heard a pin drop.

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A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with large group of Officers that included personnel from most of those countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English.' He then asked, 'Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?' Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied 'Maybe it's because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German.'

You could have heard a pin drop.

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AND THIS STORY FITS RIGHT IN WITH THE ABOVE...
Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry on. 'You have been to France before, monsieur?' the customs officer asked sarcastically. Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously. Then you should know enough to have your passport ready.' The American said, ''The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it. 'Impossible. Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in France!' The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained, ''Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find a single Frenchmen to show a passport to.'

You could have heard a pin drop.

chippewastud79 · 01-16-2009, 09:08 PM

Very nice Fred

md4958 · 01-16-2009, 09:09 PM

you must spread some Reputation around before giving it to macms again.

replicant_argent · 01-16-2009, 09:11 PM

nice, Fred.
All the hullabaloo about those men and women we hold dear, and should have a place in our thoughts and prayers every day... Wasted on those that do not understand history, or even diplomacy.

JaKaacH · 01-16-2009, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by md4958

you must spread some Reputation around before giving it to macms again.

+1

newcigarz · 01-16-2009, 09:50 PM

Very nice Sir.

JohnnyKay5 · 01-16-2009, 10:04 PM

always good for a laugh.. nice

G G · 01-16-2009, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by newcigarz

Very nice Sir.

Have to agree.

hotreds · 01-16-2009, 10:08 PM

Hope this thread isn't too political for some of the mods here!

Studebaker · 01-16-2009, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by hotreds

Hope this thread isn't too political for some of the mods here!

Ouch!

CBI_2 · 01-16-2009, 10:17 PM

Thanks Fred. I think many in this country could do with a bit of this perspective.

M1903A1 · 01-16-2009, 10:21 PM

GTS21 · 01-16-2009, 10:55 PM

Excellent excellent stuff

Da Klugs · 01-16-2009, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by hotreds

Hope this thread isn't too political for some of the mods here!

"Discussing" the French is a time honored tradition.

schnell987 · 01-16-2009, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by md4958

you must spread some Reputation around before giving it to macms again.

+1

Thanks again, Fred.

stitch · 01-16-2009, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by md4958

you must spread some Reputation around before giving it to macms again.

It's ok ... I did it for you

Fred is one of the great ones.

01-16-2009, 11:56 PM

Great post, Fred!

A quick question though....

Why are the Paris street lined with trees?

Because the German Army likes to march in the shade.

Sauer Grapes · 01-17-2009, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Da Klugs

"Discussing" the French is a time honored tradition.

American pastime where I'm from.

Nice thread Fred!

M1903A1 · 01-17-2009, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Da Klugs

"Discussing" the French is a time honored tradition.

In a (teeny-tiny) touch of fairness, I read somewhere that the French losses in the spring of 1940 were on the order of fifty thousand (in about four weeks), so that's not exactly "rolling over" for the Germans.

Scottw · 01-17-2009, 12:11 AM

Great job Fred. Awesome read.

01-16-2009, 09:04 PM	#1
macms ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Mile High Posts: 996 Trading: (56)	You could have heard a pin drop. In an email.... When in England, at a fairly large conference, Condi Rice was asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of 'empire building' by George Bush. She answered by saying, 'Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return.' You could have heard a pin drop. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There was a conference in France where a number of international engineers were taking part, including French and American. During a break, one of the French engineers came back into the room saying 'Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intended to do, bomb them?' A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: 'Our carriers have three hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are nuclear powered and can supply emergency electrical power to shore facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed 3,000 people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand gallons of fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a dozen helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and from their flight deck. We have eleven such ships; how many does France have?' You could have heard a pin drop. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with large group of Officers that included personnel from most of those countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English.' He then asked, 'Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?' Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied 'Maybe it's because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German.' You could have heard a pin drop. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ AND THIS STORY FITS RIGHT IN WITH THE ABOVE... Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry on. 'You have been to France before, monsieur?' the customs officer asked sarcastically. Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously. Then you should know enough to have your passport ready.' The American said, ''The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it. 'Impossible. Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in France!' The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained, ''Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find a single Frenchmen to show a passport to.' You could have heard a pin drop. __________________

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Darrell Guest Posts: n/a	Re: You could have heard a pin drop. Great post, Fred! A quick question though.... Why are the Paris street lined with trees? Because the German Army likes to march in the shade.

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